Celebrity·Posted on Dec 30, 2013The 50 Absolute Sexiest Things Ryan Gosling Did In 2013A recap of everything Ryan Gosling did in 2013 that could be considered sexy. Also jizzworthy.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. In 2013, Ryan Gosling looked at something on the ground. FameFlyNet 2. He held a reusable water bottle. FameFlyNet 3. He pointed while holding that reusable water bottle. FameFlyNet 4. And then, for some reason, he laughed. FameFlyNet 5. He walked to a van... FameFlyNet 6. ...lifted his head, smelled something funny, and made a face. FameFlyNet 7. Then he waited for an older man to open the door to the van. FameFlyNet 8. Another time he pumped gas. 9. He lifted the nozzle, did that whole "how does this pump work?" thing, and then began filling up his truck. FameFlyNet 10. He pumped. FameFlyNet 11. He fisted. FameFlyNet 12. He let his dog sniff his arm. FameFlyNet 13. Then he did that whole "how do I pay at this gas station pump?" FameFlyNet 14. He prayed the credit card slot worked so he wouldn't have to actually go inside and pay. FameFlyNet And it worked. So he left. 15. Who could forget that argument he got in with a bush? FameFlyNet 16. The angst. FameFlyNet 17. The confusion. FameFlyNet 18. And ultimately, the rejection. FameFlyNet 19. There was that time he was cold, but not cold enough to zip up his jacket. FameFlyNet 20. That time he stood next to a woman who just couldn't seem to figure it out. FameFlyNet 21. But then they talked it out, Ryan was like, "Come on, please," and she got over it because Ryan Gosling told her to. FameFlyNet 22. In 2013, Ryan made sure he still had his wallet. FameFlyNet 23. He carried a tripod in front of a woman eating ice cream. FameFlyNet 24. He tried to read a really old map. FameFlyNet 25. And in a surprise move, he handed the really old map off to a man in a sleeveless shirt. FameFlyNet 26. A true highlight of 2013 happened when Ryan was in a field with a box. FameFlyNet 27. He bent over... FameFlyNet 28. ...and then lifted, carried, and transported the box. FameFlyNet 29. Earlier in the year, Ryan met a boy. FameFlyNet 30. The two were spotted sharing a tender embrace. FameFlyNet 31. But that was it. The two haven't been spotted together since. There is this photo of Ryan thinking about what to text next. One can only assume it's about his little fling. FameFlyNet 32. The whole thing was pretty hard on our boy. FameFlyNet 33. Plus you know he had to deal with that troll Eva Mendes at home. FameFlyNet 34. Moving on to more positive things. Most people look kind of weird when they smile with no teeth, but Ryan Gosling does not. He looks hot af. Andy Kropa/Invision / AP 35. Now let's talk about the velvet suit. FameFlyNet 36. That was the day Sir Jesus Christ himself came out to see our boy. Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images 37. That suit though. Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images 38. I sometimes like to imagine what that suit feels like... Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images 39. ...against my naked body. FameFlyNet 40. : D FameFlyNet 41. Anyways, he did his perfect little smile in his little velvet suit. FameFlyNet 42. Then he looked like he was going to cry or had to take a shit or something. FameFlyNet 43. He even did that squint thing that makes me want to die. FameFlyNet So I did. RIP. 44. But the brown suit resurrected me. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 45. One of the highlights of the brown suit happened when Ryan looked at the camera. FameFlyNet 46. He longingly gazed in picture form at his own real self. FameFlyNet 47. And then pointed at a teen. Kevin Winter / Getty Images 48. There was that time Ryan got all Bill Nye on our asses and grabbed dust particles. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF youtube.com 49. Sweet Jesus, his laugh. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF youtube.com 50. And he held Will Ferrell. The Jimmy Kimmel Show Lucky bastard.