75. When she took a picture with a fan named Heidi.
74. When she was dying inside while holding a bottle of perfume.
72. Soccer Momney
71. Little Pieney
70. That time Brunetteney showed up to Elton John's party.
69. That time she took a photo with a fan, threw up the deuces, and gave some duckface
68. When she found out that Taylor Swift didn't take her first-week sales record and she had no idea she even held the record in the first place, so she tooted her own horn.
67. That time she got wet and blamed Jesus
66. That time she went to Starbucks on Aug. 10.
65. That time she randomly became a fan of Jennifer Lopez
64. When she inadvertently became the face of the gender identity movement.
63. That time she said "shut up."
62. That time she gave us her signature blessing and salute on Fallon.
61. When she was given a pair of lace underwear and genuinely loved them.
60. My Own Worst Enemyney
59. When she learned she had fans in China.
58. That time her mom told her to be polyamorous.
57. That time Femme Fataleney made a surprise appearance in Vegas.
56. Pink Wigney
55. That time she was singing "Perfume" and her eyes bulged out of her head like, what the fuck?
Like, what did she just see?