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The 50 Funniest, Weirdest, And Most Controversial Celebrity Quotes Of The 2000s

The decade may have sucked, but its been a great one for crazy/stupid/hilarious celebrity quotes. Here are 50 of the weirdest of them.

1. Whitney Houston, on crack (2002)

2. Jessica Simpson, on tuna (2003)

3. Tom Cruise clashes with Matt Lauer about psychology (2005)

4. Mel Gibson, after being pulled over (2003)

5. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on gay marriage (2003)

6. Kellie Pickler, on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" (2007)

7. Mariah Carey, before entering rehab (2001)

8. Britney Spears, on her virginity (2002)


9. Paris Hilton, on Wal-Mart (2003)

10. Heidi Montag, on Jesus and sex tapes (2008)

11. Matthew McConaughey, on the birth of his son Levi (2008)

12. Sarah Palin, on what newspapers she reads (2008)

13. Jessica Simpson, on being from Texas (2003)


14. Christina Aguilera, on wearing clothes (2006)


15. Ricky Martin, on golden showers (2006)

16. Loretta Lynn, on Michael Jackson (2002)

17. George Bush, on himself (2000)

18. Tara Reid, on how smart she is (2005)

19. Coldplay's Chris Martin, on charity work (2006)

20. Vladimir Putin, explaining why he approached a young boy in a group of tourists, lifted his shirt, and kissed his bare stomach (2006)

21. Marlon Brando, on Leonardo DiCaprio (2002)

22. Lil' Wayne, on studying (2006)

23. George Bush, on The Google (2006)

24. Jessica Simpson's Dad, on her boobs (2005)

25. Miley Cyrus, on Jay-Z (2009)


26. Siegfried of Siegfried & Roy, on his house (2000)

27. Chris Kattan, on movies (2002)

28. Ozzy Osbourne, on subtitles (2002)

29. Hugh Hefner, on his life (2002)

30. Pete Sampras, on his wedding (2002)

31. Kid Rock, on being president (2002)

32. Hugh Grant, on his smile (2000)

33. Hillary Clinton, on her people (2000)

34. Steven Seagal, on being a spiritual leader (2000)

35. Denise Richards, on love (2007)

36. Bette Midler, on sex (2004)

37. Britney Spears, on fame (2001)

38. Simon Cowell, on Paula Abdul (2002)

39. Faith Hill, after a fan grabbed her husband's balls (2007)

40. Melissa Etheridge, after winning an Oscar (2007)

41. Russell Crowe, on throwing a phone at someone (2005)

42. Martha Stewart, after being asked about her stock dealings (2002)

43. Bode Miller, after sucking at the Olympics (2006)

44. Tila Tequila, on shooting a safe sex commercial (2008)

45. Kanye West, on his legacy (2008)

46. Sarah Jessica Parker, on motherhood (2009)

47. Guy Ritchie, on Madonna (2009)

48. Britney Spears, after her wardrobe malfunction (2009)

49. Barack Obama, on jeans (2009)

50. Brooke Hogan, on politics (2008)