The 35 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Items

SkyMall is the shit. All they really sell is junk, but for some reason, I want it all. That's the magic of SkyMall.

• 1. The Cocoon

  

• 2. The Solar Powered Cooling Hat

  

• 3. Wine Glass Holder Necklace

  

• 4. Fernando

  

• 5. The Designated Driver

  

• 6. A Giant Book Holder

  

• 7. A Alien Butler

  

• 8. A T-Rex Dinosaur Trophy Sculp

  

• 9. Personalized Owl Canvas

  

• 10. Tap Water Bottle

  

• 11. A Fake Paper Cup

  

• 12. Automatic Cereal Dispenser

  

• 13. Waistband Stretcher

  

• 14. Wrist Cell Phone Carrier

  

• 15. Sling Couture

  

• 16. VEGASIZE Shirt

  

• 17. The SlumberSleeve

  

• 18. "Sexy Lingerie" Shirt

  

• 19. The Siamese Slanket

  

• 20. A Indiana Jones Leather Whip

  

• 21. An Autographed Soup Nazi Photo

  

• 22. The Helmutt House

  

• 23. The Front Pocket Wallet

  

• 24. A Bug Vacuum

  

• 25. A Handmade Irish Walking Stick

  

• 26. This Pillow

  

• 27. The Booze Belt

  

• 28. A Toilet Roll iPod Docking Station

  

• 29. Yeti Garden Sculpture

  

• 30. A Giant Back Scrubber

  

• 31. A Personal Fire Place

  

• 32. Lighted Slippers

  

• 33. Hitch Critters

  

• 34. Tie Rolls

  

• 35. The E-Z Chord