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The 35 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Items

SkyMall is the shit. All they really sell is junk, but for some reason, I want it all. That's the magic of SkyMall.

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  • 1. The Cocoon

  • 2. The Solar Powered Cooling Hat

  • 3. Wine Glass Holder Necklace

  • 4. Fernando

  • 5. The Designated Driver

  • 6. A Giant Book Holder

  • 7. A Alien Butler

  • 8. A T-Rex Dinosaur Trophy Sculp

  • 9. Personalized Owl Canvas

  • 10. Tap Water Bottle

  • 11. A Fake Paper Cup

  • 12. Automatic Cereal Dispenser

  • 13. Waistband Stretcher

  • 14. Wrist Cell Phone Carrier

  • 15. Sling Couture

  • 16. VEGASIZE Shirt

  • 17. The SlumberSleeve

  • 18. "Sexy Lingerie" Shirt

  • 19. The Siamese Slanket

  • 20. A Indiana Jones Leather Whip

  • 21. An Autographed Soup Nazi Photo

  • 22. The Helmutt House

  • 23. The Front Pocket Wallet

  • 24. A Bug Vacuum

  • 25. A Handmade Irish Walking Stick

  • 26. This Pillow

  • 27. The Booze Belt

  • 28. A Toilet Roll iPod Docking Station

  • 29. Yeti Garden Sculpture

  • 30. A Giant Back Scrubber

  • 31. A Personal Fire Place

  • 32. Lighted Slippers

  • 33. Hitch Critters

  • 34. Tie Rolls

  • 35. The E-Z Chord

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