1. A poop vandal terrorized the stop signs downtown:
2. Someone locked their Hula-Hoop to a bike rack:
3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:
4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:
5. Someone stole a large blue gorilla wearing gold shorts:
6. "Trek in the Park" happened:
7. Bacon Mondays:
8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald's drive-through.
9. Service cats:
10. The LARP club was established:
11. This was a news story:
12. Also this:
13. A man chilled with his alpaca on the side of the street:
14. Someone found a chicken:
15. Someone else was missing a chicken:
16. Two guys decided to knit together while waiting for a plane:
17. Someone sold their drag queen kit at a garage sale:
18. Two jellyfish closed down a street:
19. A woman covered her entire body in leaves:
20. A baby was stolen:
21. Another person locked up their Hula-Hoop:
22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:
23. The "PoeTree":
24. "Birds on Things":
And to finish up quickly...
25. This happened:
26. So did this:
28. Can't forget about this:
29. This too:
30. THE END.
Note: Some list items were swapped.