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The 30 Most Memorable Mug Shots Of 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the best mug shots of the year. Everyone's a winner!

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Most Pathetic

21-year-old Sean Sexton, an Arizona State University student, went batshit crazy outside a local check cashing store on October 28. Sexton fired an Airsoft rifle at the store’s windows, causing more than $15,000 worth of damage. This was his mug shot.

Hall Of Fame

Henry Earl was arrested for his 1,000th time this year. Kudos!


Miss Teen Louisiana was arrested after she and a group of friends allegedly tried to dine-and-dash over a $46.07 bill. Problem — the pageant queen left her purse at the scene of the crime. Oops!

Most ~Ironic~

Donald Earl Fite III AKA "The Hipster Fish Killer" is on probation for impaling his girlfriends purple betta fish named DeLorean. He reportedly told police, "If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish!"


We've removed the name of one of the people pictured at his family's request.