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    24 Songs That Made 23-33 Year-Olds Jealous Assholes Even Though You Were Like 12 And A Single Loser

    This is why you are the way you are.

    1. "He Loves U Not" by Dream

    Gay-ass 12-year-old me would do dramatic arm choreography (arm-ography) in the school hallways screaming "GIRL YOU CAN PICK A FIELD FULL OF DAISIES BUT HE'LL NEVER BE YOUR BABY." It was tragic.

    2. "This Is Me" by Dream

    Your *revenge* song against that awful POS girl with the exposed whale tail from math class.

    3. "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls

    "But seriously, we are like the hottest friend group." - That one girl in your friend group.

    4. "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)" by Eamon

    Increased tween use of the "f-word" 10 fold.

    5. "Hit Em Up Style (Oops!)" by Blu Cantrell

    Made you envy Anna Nicole's 108-year-old husband.

    6. "No More" by 3LW

    Still waiting for that Kate Spade you fucking promised me in the 8th grade!!

    7. "Get Over Yourself" by Eden's Crush

    I remember playing this song and thinking about my friend who had a phone with a keyboard. Fuck them.

    8. "Don't Mess With My Man" by Nivea

    Don't mess with my man or I'll put a passive aggressive Avril Lavigne lyric in my AIM profile.

    9. "I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford

    Quite frankly made you the trash that you are today.

    10. "Bills, Bills, Bills" by Destiny's Child

    Remember when you sang this song and didn't have bills? LOL, look at you now!

    11. "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne

    Fuck. All. Posers. Seriouslaaaay. - Your friend who shopped at Zumiez, 2002.

    12. "Case Of The Ex (Whatcha Gonna Do)" by Mya

    I just want to aggressively pole dance in the middle of the desert with Mya.

    13. "Are You Happy Now?" by Michelle Branch

    Classic rock and teenage angst and fuck your friend for not giving you a fry <3

    14. "He Wasn't Man Enough" by Toni Braxton

    Friday nights in the late '90s were meant for playing "Un-Break My Heart" and feeling sorry for your12-year-old self... then playing "He Wasn't Man Enough" and dancing around your room like a gay lil' elf hating all men (boys).

    15. "If You Had My Love" by Jennifer Lopez

    You could never "have my love" because I was too busy eating popsicles and trolling people's Livejournals.

    16. "There You Go" by Pink

    One things for sure: That green turtleneck did NOT make me jealous.

    17. "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" by Paula Cole

    Love groan-singing this: "I will wash the dishes,

    while you go have a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer."

    18. "Quit Playing Games With My Heart" by the Backstreet Boys

    Quit playing games with my do you like me, like me...or just like me. JFC.

    19. "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson

    Let's face it, you couldn't steal anyone's boyfriend when you were a puffy 12-year-old in the bowels of puberty lol.

    20. "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne

    Again, let's face it, you couldn't steal anyone's boyfriend when you were a puffy 12-year-old in the bowles of puberty lol.

    21. "The Boy Is Mine" by Brandy & Monica

    Caused so many fights amongst gays over who was Brandy and who was Monica.

    22. "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

    This song just made you wanna wreck shit and make fun of people for wearing cheap dollar store perfume.

    23. "Leave (Get Out)" by JoJo

    JoJo: The patron saint of BOYS SUCK.

    24. "Unfaithful" by Rihanna

    I wanted to be cheated on even though I was always single just so I could snap like Rihanna.

    And here's the playlist, appropriately titled "Songs That Made You A Jealous POS A**hole." Thank you for your time.

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