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I'm Sorry To Say But The "Teen Mom" Kids Are Teenagers Themselves Now, And You're Officially A Fossil

Those "teen moms" are all in their 30s now, too.

I was zooming around the world wide web lookin' for some buzz when I came across some actual good, positive news!

A group of people doing the peace sign with fingers touching

That positive news was about one of the OG teen moms, Jenelle.

jenelle's opening credits

Jenelle posted a video of her signing custody papers for her son Jace.

A woman holding custody papers

Jenelle's mom Barbara was given custody of Jace 10 years ago, and Jace has remained in her custody until last week.

While I am very happy for Jenelle, I was very upset for myself when I found out that Jenelle's son is now 13.

Yep, the teen moms have teens of their own now.

😫

A woman's head exploding with pictures coming out

In celebration of our old age, let's see what the original teen moms are up to in 2023.

Let's start with Maci and her son Bentley.

maci and ben

Maci was originally with that guy Ryan...

the three of them in a kitchen being miserable

...and they were v. miserable.

they are taking a selfie, he looks upset

This is what Maci and Bentley looked like way back when:

And here's what Maci and Bentley look like now:

Bentley just turned 14!

Maci has three kids now.

And the family of five seems pretty happy!

Next up is Amber and her daughter Leah.

amber and leah from the teen mom opening credits

You probably remember all the drama between Amber and her boyfriend Gary.

gary holding baby leah

This was Leah back then:

leah crawling on the ground

And here she is now with Gary:

Leah turned 14 last November.

Leah and Amber have had a rocky relationship over the years, and it looks like Leah spends most of her time with Gary.

Amber also has a 4-year-old son named James with a man named Andrew Glennon. In 2022, Amber lost custody of James.

Now we're up to Catelynn.

catelynn in the opening credits

If you remember, Catelynn and Tyler placed their daughter Carly up for adoption.

They were the only couple on their season to do so.

baby carlee in a high chair

This was Catelynn and Tyler then:

Catelynn and Tyler on "Teen Moms"

And here they are now:

Tyler just turned 31, which is kind of blowing my mind.

They have THREE kids of their own.

And their adopted daughter Carly turned 13 in May 2022.

Judging from this text Tyler sent Catelynn on her 31st birthday, they are still very much *in lerve.*

Screenshot of text messages

Lastly from the OGs, Farrah and Sophia.

farrah's opening credits

Lordy lord, there was a ton of drama with Farrah and her mom during that season.

farrah is holding sophia

This was them then:

farrah holding baby sophia

And here's mother and daughter now:

Sophia and Farrah

Sophia just turned 14, and for her birthday, Farrah got her six new piercings.

Now for the cast of Teen Mom 2. Let's start with Leah and her twins Aliannah and Aleeah.

the opening credit to teen mom

Here's how you probably remember them:

And here they are now:

The twins are 13, and she also has a 10-year-old.

Next up is Kailyn and her son Isaac.

kailyn's opening credits

This was them then:

kailyn feeding isaac

And here he is now:

Twitter: @KailLowry

^That's the latest pic I could find, but he's 13 now.

Kailyn has four kids now.

No tears this morning - except for me 🥲 2 hour play care, kindergarten, 3rd and 7th 🫶🏼

Twitter: @KailLowry

Next up is Chelsea and her daughter Aubree.

chelsea's openign cards

If I remember, Chelsea had the more bougie upbringing.

they are picking pumpkins

Here they are way back when:

they are listening to someone speak

And here's Aubree now at 13:

Chelsea has four kids now.

She and her husband have their own HGTV show called Down Home Fab.

So, yep, all of the teen moms have teens now. Just wait 'til they can drive...