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23 Deleted Taylor Swift Tweets That I Revisit From Time To Time Because It Shows Her *Real* Personality

Once upon a time, Taylor Swift was always tweetin.'

One upon a time, Taylor Swift was what one might call a "prolific Twitter person."

taylor being surprised
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She was always tweeting about this and that. It was the early 2010s, people still thought Twitter was fun!

taylor swift winning an award
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But then, she deleted all of her tweets and they were presumably gone forever.

taylor in 2016
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Luckily, in some deep corners of the dark web, they exist. So, here are some I find particularly funny and memorable.

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1. That time she made a good point about hair ties:

its crazy to think about how many countries ive lost hair ties in
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2. The time she connected to Lady Gaga on a spiritual level:

theres nothing quite like singing along in a car to paparazzi by lady gaga while actually being chased by paparazzi

3. That time she had "one of those nights":

taylor tweeting where do frogs go in the winter
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4. That time she discovered nature's pepper spray.

i will always remember today as the day i cooked dinner, rubbed my eyes, and then learned that jalapenos are nature's pepper spray
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5. That time she made a good point about packaging:

that moment when you buy scisccors and then you try to open them but you cant because you dont have scissors
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6. That time she taunted Brad Paisley with his own song called "Little Moments":

taylor saying she drove past braid paisley blasting little moments and brad responding that he got heckled
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7. The time she broke her hotel room curtains:

at the fancy hotel i may have broken the fancy curtains because i didnt know they have a fancy electric button to close them hm
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8. That time she tried to pay in sea shells:

went to get coffee today opened my change purse. sea shells fell out. barista goes sorry we only take cash or credit. so theres that
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9. That time she had this conflicting feeling about her own popularity:

that san antonio crowd was amazing and so loud. now im stuck in  my own concert traffic, which is a conflicting feeling
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10. The time she tweeted about reading a hotel shampoo bottle:

just tried reading a hotel shampoo bottle an arms length away from my face to check if i still need contacts. turns out i do. eventful night
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11. That time she had food all over her face:

how come no one told me that for 4 hours there was chocolate cake all over my face. because you ate it alone, taylor. you ate it alone.
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12. The time she admitted she had a candle problem:

conversations with myself while shopping: put the candle down. you already have too many candles. put it down. but it smells so pretty
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13. The time she was deep inside the womb of a cat:

watching cats in the womb on discovery channel while hundreds of people i dont know leave me drunken voicemails. it's a friday night
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14. This completely valid thought I've had many times:

i need there to be a follow up for every viral video letting me know the people/cats are ok in them. like lol but no seriously, you alright?

15. That time she helped Demi Lovato with her new perfume:

demi tweeting about a perfume called death and taylor saying she should call it decay or filth
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16. The time she broke her remote control:

apparently my only way of dealing with a remote control that isnt working right is to bang it on the table and scream come on
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17. The time she made this birthday wish:

as my 25th birthday present from the media, id like for you to stop accusing all my friends of dating me
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18. The time she revealed the secret worst part of October:

its october aka the month when the horror movie ads start and at any moment a dead doll or corpse ghost could pop up on my tv hashtag struggles
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19. The time she caught her cat in this compromising position:

taylor tweeting a picture of her cat looking awkward on a couch with the caption you seemed stressed

20. The time her car broke down outside the Victoria's Secret fashion show:

my car broke down outside victoria's secret and the girl who worked there jumped my battery. i proceeded to tell her shes a real VS angel
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21. The time she had to clarify she wasn't actually buying a castle:

cause baby i could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me. a line from new romantics. but im not actually buying a castle

22. The time she was super jet lagged:

at a certain level of jet lagged, i just start answering all my business emails with ill do whatever i want

23. And the time she was both 80 and 5 at the same time:

watching tv with my cat while eating toy story fruit snacks. so basically im 80 and 5 at the same time
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