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    28 Songs That Shouldn't Have Flopped But Straight People Exist

    This isn't necessarily an attack on straight people, this is an all-out war on heterosexuality.

    1. "Sparks" by Hilary Duff

    2. "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato

    3. Tinashe's entire music career.

    4. Fergie's nonexistent second album.

    5. "Slumber Party" by Britney Spears

    6. "Touch" by Little Mix

    7. "Sledgehammer" by Fifth Harmony

    8. "4th of July" by Kelis

    9. "I Luh Ya Papi" by Jennifer Lopez

    10. La Roux's last album.

    11. "Fuck Apologies" by JoJo

    12. "Livin' It Up" by Ciara feat. Nicki Minaj

    13. Florrie, the singer

    14. "Heartstrings" by Leighton Meester

    15. Bonnie Mckee, the singer

    16. "Here's to Never Growing Up" by Avril Lavigne

    17. "G.U.Y." by Lady Gaga

    18. "Lemonade" by Danity Kane

    19. "Don't Hold Your Breath" by Nicole Scherzinger

    20. "Everything Is Embarrassing" by Sky Ferreira

    21. "Get Outta My Way" by Kylie Minogue

    22. "How to Be a Heartbreaker" by Marina & The Diamonds

    23. "Closer" by Tegan and Sara

    24. "Into You" by Ariana Grande

    25. "Woohoo" by Christina Aguilera feat. Nicki Minaj

    26. "Ugly Heart" by G.R.L.

    27. "Dancing on My Own" by Robyn

    28. And Carly Rae Jepsen.

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