back to top

28 Songs That Shouldn't Have Flopped But Straight People Exist

This isn't necessarily an attack on straight people, this is an all-out war on heterosexuality.

Posted on

20. "Everything Is Embarrassing" by Sky Ferreira

Meanwhile, my straight brother is sitting next to me "explaining" that this song would have never happened because it's indie. Get a life, Dave! Stop pop-splaining me!

22. "How to Be a Heartbreaker" by Marina & The Diamonds

Unfortunately, and I say this with love, Marina will always be for the gays (and lovers of gayish, gay-like, highly homo things).


24. "Into You" by Ariana Grande

No, this song didn't remotely flop...but it should have been No. 1 for 74 weeks. I hate that I live in a world where "Dangerous Woman" was a bigger hit than this.

25. "Woohoo" by Christina Aguilera feat. Nicki Minaj


You'll only hear me say this once: Bionic is a good album that was ahead of its time. Straight ears just couldn't understand that.

27. "Dancing on My Own" by Robyn

This song has a cult-like straight following, but that's not enough. Every straight person from Maine to Minnesota (and beyond) should know this song!

You can listen to the Spotify playlist here:


Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!