62 Extremely Specific Things That Screamed "Suburban Rich" 20 Years Ago That Are Just Kind Of Tacky Now

    Because there's nothing upper middle class people love than a refrigerator that looks like a cabinet.

    1. A refrigerator that looked like a cabinet and was usually a dark heavy wood:

    A dark cherry wood paneled fridge

    2. A trash drawer that was also a cabinet:

    Wood paneled trash drawer

    3. Overly ornate iron handrails:

    4. A Golden Retriever:

    a golden

    5. Kudos:

    6. A very thick TV (which were also blurry AF unless you sat in the exact right spot):

    A giant '90s TV

    7. A large wooden playhouse:

    A pinewood playhouse in front of a lot of flowers

    8. A *WORKING* air hockey table:

    A air hockey table with a black background

    9. Any sort of surround sound system, something that usually looked like this:

    A 5-speaker surround sound system

    10. A TiVo (before you even heard of DVRs):

    11. A purse that had your first initial on it:

    12. A "mudroom" with some sort of cabinet or built-in that looked like this:

    A white wood cabinet with a bench in the middle of it

    13. Decorative herb-infused olive oil bottles cluttered on a window sill:

    bottles of olive oil

    14. A zip line:

    Little girl on a zip line

    15. A tub like this in the parents' en suite:

    A large bath tub in the corner covered with white tile

    16. A trampoline:

    17. A subscription to Nickelodeon magazine:

    the nickelodeon blimp

    18. A large collection of chunky VHS tapes:

    A stack of VHS clam shell movies

    19. A model-train room:

    model trains on the floor

    20. A Princess Diana Beanie Baby:

    A Princess Diana purple Beanie Baby toy

    21. Beverages in glass bottles:

    A bottle of apple flavored Snapple

    22. A pile of Uggs at the door:

    23. A very large SUV:

    A white SUV parked on the street

    24. A car with a TV on the back of the seat:

    A portable DVD player attached to the back of a car seat playing a movie

    25. A giant teddy bear:

    A kid hugging a giant teddy bear

    26. An assortment of food you would only find at a baseball concession stand:

    27. A fountain or bird path:

    a stone bird bath

    28. A framed portrait of their dog that they clearly had a photo shoot for:

    A Dalmatian on a red chair in a photo

    29. A painting of their dog:

    Water color painting of a Schnauzer

    30. A camcorder with one of those separate video screens:

    a camcorder on some green mat

    31. Individually wrapped bags of chips:

    bags of lays chips

    32. Fancy sodas you've never even heard of before:

    Jones sodas

    33. Multiple American Girl dolls:

    A collection of 10 American Girl dolls

    34. A bunch of old Playmobil figures and play sets that hadn't been played with in years:

    35. A DDR set:

    The pad for Dance Dance Revolution

    36. Glass art vases — that were sorta tacky:

    37. A piano room:

    A baby grand piano in a room

    38. A bottle of J.Lo's Glow perfume:

    a ad for jlo's glow

    39. A pool that looked like it was a river:

    40. A second refrigerator in the garage or basement just for beverages:

    A white fridge in a garage

    41. One of those see-through iMacs:

    its blue

    42. A series of professionally taken photos of the entire family that lined the hallway:

    A photo of a family mom, dad, and two sons all wearing blue jeans and white shirts

    43. An iPod dock built into the wall and would connect with the surround sound:

    44. A Coach wristlet:

    A monogrammed Coach bag from the 2000s

    45. A new Jetta on their 16th birthday:

    a red jetta

    46. A finished basement:

    a bar and golden retriever

    47. A pinball machine (that nobody used):

    A Pirates of the Caribbean-themed pinball machine

    48. Old-timey popcorn machine:

    a popcorn machine on wheels

    49. A bathroom that looked like this:

    a mediterranean inspired bathroom

    50. Some sort of laser tag set:

    a laser tag set

    51. A giant piano:

    fao schwarz piano

    52. Mentadent:

    mentadent

    53. A Talkboy:

    a talkboy on a sheet

    54. King-size candy bars on Halloween:

    a snickers bar

    55. Anything from the Sharper Image store:

    the sharper image store

    56. Air purifiers in every bedroom:

    a sharper image purifier

    57. A treadmill or elliptical:

    an elliptical

    58. Toaster Strudel:

    a man eating toster strudel

    59. Yogurt you put candy in:

    60. A massage chair:

    a man in a massage chair

    61. A large gumball machine:

    62. And lastly, a robotic animal:

    A robot dog