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Rita Ora Wants To Remake "Lady Marmalade" And THAT IS NOT OK

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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Ring the alarm. Sound the buzzers. Call your grandmother. Head to a church. Complain on social media. WE ALL NEED JESUS RIGHT NOW. This is a pop music emergency!

RITA ORA WANTS TO REMAKE THE ICONIC, LEGENDARY, AND UNTOUCHABLE 2001 CLASSIC "LADY MARMALADE."

In an interview with The Sun via NME, Rita Ora said:

"It's always been my goal to create another 'Lady Marmalade." I'm trying to round up the troops - I think it would be me, Miley, Charli XCX - she'd be fun - and Iggy."

UMMMMM...

CAN...

http://www.digitalspy.com/music/news/a500837/miley-cyrus-new-single-we-cant-stop-does-reference-mdma.html

... YOU...

http://www.idolator.com/7520844/charli-xcxs-boom-clap-video-watch-the-fault-in-our-stars-filled-clip

... LITERALLY...

http://www.cleo.co.nz/

... NOT?!?!?!

http://www.highsnobiety.com/

GARGOYLES. PSYCHICS. EVERYTHING UNGODLY etc.

Everything about the 2001 version of "Lady Marmalade" was carefully crafted and perfectly executed. Everything.

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No one with hair that crimped and makeup that crazy could ever hit those high notes.

There can never be another Mya (or there could be...but you know what I mean).

I love ya, Charli...but that was a job for Pink.

And lastly,

IT'S STRAIGHT-UP TRIGGERING THAT RITA ORA WOULD EVEN DARE TO THINK IGGY IS A REPLACEMENT FOR QUEEN KIM.

http://fairytale-fantasies.tumblr.com/post/114244016362

Stop the madness. End up on the right side of history. #StopRitaOra.

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