1. "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon youtube.com Something physically and chemically happens to straight people when this comes on at weddings. They simply lose it. 2. "Don't Stop Believin’" by Journey youtube.com If this wasn't played at a wedding, were two straight people even married? 3. "Hey Ya!" by Outkast youtube.com I have never seen my grandma go so hard while shaking it like a Polaroid picture. 4. "Can’t Stop the Feeling" by Justin Timberlake youtube.com Straight people and weddings are the only things keeping this song alive. It needs to die. 5. "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran youtube.com This and that "Thinking Out Loud" song. Ed Sheeran IS wedding music. 6. "Uptown Funk" by Bruno Mars youtube.com It's like the "YMCA" of modern-day wedding songs and I'm not even mad about it! 7. "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega youtube.com A fun wedding moment...for about 37 seconds, before it gets annoying. 8. "Love Shack" by the B-52s youtube.com Not gonna lie, my gay ass loses its damn mind at "tin roof...rusted!" 9. "Time of Our Lives" by Pitbull feat. Ne-Yo youtube.com A low-key bop, TBH. 10. The other Pitbull song with Christina Aguilera youtube.com Another low-key bop. 11. "Fireball" by Pitbull youtube.com Honestly weddings are just one big Pitbull concert. 12. "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd youtube.com Your problematic-on-Facebook Aunt Jill's favorite song of all time. 13. "I Gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas youtube.com A classic "dinner into dancing" song. 14. "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston youtube.com A song that makes not only gays but also straights scream. 15. "Happy" by Pharrell youtube.com Your 4-year-old niece and 83-year-old grandma's favorite song. 16. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and Pharrell youtube.com Your 4-year-old niece and 83-year-old grandma's OTHER favorite song. 17. "Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi youtube.com Straight people get real loud when this gets played. REAL LOUD. 18. "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners youtube.com Another song my gay ass loves at a straight wedding. 19. Most Maroon 5 songs youtube.com There is a reason they played the Super Bowl, after all. 20. "Toxic" by Britney Spears youtube.com Like I literally always say: "Toxic" is for straight people. 21. "Low" by Flo Rida youtube.com They always play this at like 10:30 when your aunts are 5 chardonnays in. 22. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO youtube.com A favorite of all the 8-year-olds at the wedding. 23. "Raise Your Glass" by Pink youtube.com A favorite for everyone with a talk-to-the-manager haircut. 24. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha youtube.com Ok but seriously, if this isn't played at your wedding, I'm leaving.