28 Things The "B" Should Have Stood For

    C'mon IHOP!

    For the last week or so IHOP has been teasing a name change. They were "flipping" the name and changing the "P" to the "B." Now we finally know what the "B" means.

    The "B" stands for burgers. Fine. OK. I'm up for a taste test! Buuuut, I was hoping it would be something better. The following is a list of things I wish the "B" stood for.

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    1. Irish music legends and supergroup, B*Witched

    2. Babadook, queer icon

    3. Betty Spaghetti, doll

    4. Babe, pig in the city

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    5. Beans, from Even Stevens

    6. Blu Cantrell

    7. Bob Dole

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    8. Brandy (featuring Monica)

    9. Beth Broderick, the aunt from Sabrina The Teenage Witch

    10. "Bitch," the song by Meredith Brooks

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    11. Brian McFayden, former MTV VJ

    12. Bjork

    13. Butterfinger BBs, the retired food

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    14. These bug things

    15. Brian Dunklemen, former American Idol host

    16. These bowls that everyone used to have

    17. B*A*P*S, the movie

    18. Brock, the rock type gym leader from the first Pokemon Game

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    19. Boots, like when someone hurts their foot and they have to wear a boot

    20. Balloon Boy all grown up

    21. Bosson, a Swedish pop star who was nominated for his song “One In A Million” from the film Miss Congeniality

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    22. Billy Zane

    23. Blue, da ba di da ba di

    24. Bianca, Mariah's alter-ego

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    25. Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled

    26. Betty White reprising her role as Rose in Golden Girls

    27. Barbara Corcoran, from Shark Tank

    Annnnnd, lastly, International House of...

    28. Bebe Rexha tweeting about wanting to live in 1940s Paris