1. This picture of Taylor Lautner and his thinly spiked gelled hair. Toby Canham / Getty Images 2. Carrot Top in a crop top with shaved pubes. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 3. Carrot Top uncomfortably caressing a pillow with boobs. Ethan Miller / Getty Images Confusing. 4. This picture of Eve nervously watching Kevin James stuff his face with food, debating whether to get help, internally screaming "Is this man all right?" Kevin Winter / Getty Images 5. Pre-gay, post-Idol Clay Aiken in a brown suit, silky tie, and a "can I please talk to the manager" haircut. John M. Heller / Getty Images 6. Ryan Cabrera and the amount of gel needed needed to make hair do this. Thos Robinson / Getty Images 7. Kevin Jonas and his tiny bandana staring deep into your soul. Kevin Winter 8. Paris Hilton and a giant dead fish. Koichi Kamoshida / Getty Images 9. The Jonas Brothers in knockoff Ed Hardy tees. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 10. This is not a wax figure — it's the real-life Zac Efron. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 11. Ashley Tisdale's problematic (?) clusterfuck of prints, fabrics, and that one Louis Vuitton print every seventh-grader had the knockoff of in middle school. Stephen Shugerman / Getty Images 12. This truly chilling picture of Brooke Hogan and her "blinged out" grill + stunner shades on the Teen Choice Awards red carpet. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 13. And here's another picture of Brooke Hogan and Paul Wall with their matching grills like even they know they're crazy. Vince Bucci / Getty Images 14. Lindsay Lohan enthusiastically throwing up the deuces as if she knew what would happen to her career in the upcoming years. Elisabetta Villa / Getty Images 15. Billy Ray and his chunky highlights holding up pairs of men's underwear. Marsaili Mcgrath 16. Basically every picture of Billy Ray Cyrus is *douche chills* inducing. Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images 17. Kevin Federline's big-ass collars and general physical worldly existence. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 18. Davey Havok and Jade Puget of AFI looking like the baby of a Hot Topic and a Myspace scene kid. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 19. Justin Timberlake bringing douchey back with that fedora and also his entire outfit. Michael Buckner / Getty Images Help. 20. Jeremy Piven Vince Bucci / Getty Images 21. Panic! At The Disco looking like they're wearing old dusty moth-eaten 18th-century funeral clothes. Evan Agostini / Getty Images 22. Pete Wentz realizing that his hair is highlighted the same color as Ronald McDonald's pubes. Paul Hawthorne / Getty Images 23. And Chris Hemsworth rocking a solid Meg Ryan haircut. Kristian Dowling / Getty Images Happy browsing!