Ladies and gay dudes, this our problematic culprit, Sam Hunt.
Sam Hunt has been assaulting our delicate, virgin eyes for about a year now.
He's just so aggressive about it!
UP UNTIL NOW, I've been okay with it. It's been a struggle but I'VE DEALT with it because life is about dealing with things.
And then it happened.
Sam released his music video for "Break Up In A Small Town" and shit has officially hit the fan.
I AM TRIGGERED.
Gargoyles, psychics, everything's ungodly!!
That beard and floppy hair --> SINFUL.
That throbbing neck vein---> NOPE.
His dramatic running ---> LITERALLY CAN YOU NOT.
Like... STOP.
*Explodes*
*Runs to the light*
*Stops by hell*
*Finds Jesus*
Watch the full video here:
View this video on YouTube
(The song is actually really good.)