SkyMall was one of the most iconic magazines of our time. Its been out of airplanes since 2015 but its legacy lives on in iconic screen-caps and pictures of insane products.
Because I miss SkyMall more than usual today, I've compiled a list of the crazy things they sold. Enjoy.
1. An umbrella holder.
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Practical!
2. Roswell, the Alien Butler.
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NEED IT.
3. The legendary garden Yeti statue.
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GOTTA HAVE IT.
4. A foot tanner.
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For $230? A steal!
5. A watch that tells you when you are going to die.
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Lovely!
6. A clock that just tells you what day of the week it is.
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Practical!
7. A custom portrait of your pet as 17th century aristocracy.
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Useful!
8. Shoes with a "seed of life" logo.
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Wiggle wiggle!
9. This freaky-ass thing that let's you sleep sitting up.
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Comfortable!
10. The iconic and legendary "SkyRest."
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Also comfortable!
11. Dog lips.
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Always funny!
12. A laser beam head machine that grows hair.
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Terrifying!
13. A LIFE-SIZE jungle monkey statue.
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Also terrifying!
14. A solar and battery powered cooling hat.
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Adorable!
15. A shirt that says "Let's eat grandma."
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Delightful!
16. A painting called "drunk cat."
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Gorgeous!
17. A dildo-like massager.
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Multi-functional!
18. A head massager that warns: "Do not wear while operating heavy machinery."
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Dangerous!
19. A shirt specifically and solely for the "Bob" in your life.
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Bob will love it!
20. A Bob affirmation box.
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Bob will also love this!
21. A glow in the dark toilet seat.
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Fun!
22. A "super-realistic" squirrel head.
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Interesting?!
23. A giant fake rock.
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Unique!
24. The ugliest shirt ever created.
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JFC!
25. A cellphone wrist holder.
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I don't even know!
26. And a $90 magic wand TV remote control.
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Honestly, I need this and I'm not even joking.
