SkyMall was one of the most iconic magazines of our time. Its been out of airplanes since 2015 but its legacy lives on in iconic screen-caps and pictures of insane products. ebay.com Because I miss SkyMall more than usual today, I've compiled a list of the crazy things they sold. Enjoy. 1. An umbrella holder. SkyMall / Via instagram.com Practical! 2. Roswell, the Alien Butler. SkyMall NEED IT. 3. The legendary garden Yeti statue. SkyMall GOTTA HAVE IT. 4. A foot tanner. SkyMall For $230? A steal! 5. A watch that tells you when you are going to die. reddit.com Lovely! 6. A clock that just tells you what day of the week it is. SkyMall Practical! 7. A custom portrait of your pet as 17th century aristocracy. SkyMall / Via instagram.com Useful! 8. Shoes with a "seed of life" logo. SkyMall / Via reddit.com Wiggle wiggle! 9. This freaky-ass thing that let's you sleep sitting up. Skymall Comfortable! 10. The iconic and legendary "SkyRest." SkyMall Also comfortable! 11. Dog lips. SkyMall / Via reddit.com Always funny! 12. A laser beam head machine that grows hair. SkyMall / Via reddit.com Terrifying! 13. A LIFE-SIZE jungle monkey statue. SkyMall / Via instagram.com Also terrifying! 14. A solar and battery powered cooling hat. Skymall Adorable! 15. A shirt that says "Let's eat grandma." SkyMall / Via instagram.com Delightful! 16. A painting called "drunk cat." SkyMall / Via reddit.com Gorgeous! 17. A dildo-like massager. SkyMall Multi-functional! 18. A head massager that warns: "Do not wear while operating heavy machinery." SkyMall / Via instagram.com Dangerous! 19. A shirt specifically and solely for the "Bob" in your life. SkyMall / Via instagram.com Bob will love it! 20. A Bob affirmation box. SkyMall / Via mic.com Bob will also love this! 21. A glow in the dark toilet seat. SkyMall / Via mic.com Fun! 22. A "super-realistic" squirrel head. SkyMall / Via instagram.com Interesting?! 23. A giant fake rock. Skymall Unique! 24. The ugliest shirt ever created. SkyMall / Via reddit.com JFC! 25. A cellphone wrist holder. SkyMall I don't even know! 26. And a $90 magic wand TV remote control. SkyMall Honestly, I need this and I'm not even joking.