The 26 Craziest Things They Ever Sold In SkyMall

You still want all of it and you have no idea why.

Posted on March 26, 2019, 21:52 GMT

SkyMall was one of the most iconic magazines of our time. Its been out of airplanes since 2015 but its legacy lives on in iconic screen-caps and pictures of insane products.

Because I miss SkyMall more than usual today, I've compiled a list of the crazy things they sold. Enjoy.

1. An umbrella holder.

2. Roswell, the Alien Butler.

3. The legendary garden Yeti statue.

4. A foot tanner.

5. A watch that tells you when you are going to die.

6. A clock that just tells you what day of the week it is.

7. A custom portrait of your pet as 17th century aristocracy.

8. Shoes with a "seed of life" logo.

9. This freaky-ass thing that let's you sleep sitting up.

10. The iconic and legendary "SkyRest."

11. Dog lips.

12. A laser beam head machine that grows hair.

13. A LIFE-SIZE jungle monkey statue.

14. A solar and battery powered cooling hat.

15. A shirt that says "Let's eat grandma."

16. A painting called "drunk cat."

17. A dildo-like massager.

18. A head massager that warns: "Do not wear while operating heavy machinery."

19. A shirt specifically and solely for the "Bob" in your life.

20. A Bob affirmation box.

21. A glow in the dark toilet seat.

22. A "super-realistic" squirrel head.

23. A giant fake rock.

24. The ugliest shirt ever created.

25. A cellphone wrist holder.

26. And a $90 magic wand TV remote control.