Buzz·Posted on May 9, 201726 Facts About Straight People That Are Completely And Totally TrueThis post is for you, heteros!by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The first thing you need to know about straight people is that they're some of the most stylish people I've ever met. buzzfeed.com 2. When they look good, they REALLY look great.* sadbeautifultragic.tumblr.com *I have no idea what that means. 3. You guys, look how adorable this straight family is! The Patrick Harrises are shaking! Twitter: @KHALIFA_47 4. Straight people are natural wordsmiths... Twitter: @broderick 5. ... with irresistible charm. Twitter: @yer_grrl 6. They tell it like it is! Twitter: @ellievhall 7. Straight people are among the most creative people out there. The Gay Burn Book @SouthernHomo Y'all out here doing the absolute most for wedding pics 08:55 PM - 12 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Their most impressive talents including blowing up your Facebook feed with engagement photos, procreating, and being loud at otherwise quiet bars. ✨bea✨ @princesspcach #straightwitter #straightpride i still deserve a hashtag cuz my relationship isn't "the norm" 💚💚💚 Thu Mar 30 18:07:30 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. For straight people, family comes first. Twitter: @BarryWirth 10. They ask all the *right* questions. Twitter: @gIumkid 11. They're clean. Twitter: @lGN1S 12. But let me tell you, if you have to fart, they will be the first to get right up in there and smell it! myshreddies.com 13. Straight people are inquisitive. Twitter: @overthistbh 14. They're always making up names for things. I find that really endearing. Twitter: @lisawiltson 15. They are willing to take chances, venture into parts unknown, and really get *into* their work. buzzfeed.com 16. Straight people are romantics. runt-of-the-web.com 17. They travel in packs. funny-pictures.picphotos.net*app*a*3722*3722252*snapchat-leaks-pro-2-2-s-307x512.jpg 18. This is what they look like grinding: The old grinding wikipedia 19. And this is what they look like after they've stabbed someone with a squirrel: Bay News 9 / Via instagram.com 20. Straight people are, how do I say this politely? Quite the sexual provocateurs. thebryarcole.tumblr.com 21. They're sexually inventive. Twitter: @thecosmicgirIs 22. Basically, they love doin' the dirty! pmslweb.com 23. On a serious note, sometimes straight people are unjustly persecuted for their straightness. Twitter: @EcssGsa 24. And other times, they really need God. donldlover.tumblr.com 25. But at the end of the day, straight people, thank you for being incredibly wonderful creatures! uniladmag.com 26. Without you, we'd be nothing. tokomon.tumblr.com The end.