3. You’re trying to sleep:
4. You miss MySpace:
5. You really miss MySpace:
6. You really really really miss MySpace:
8. You’re asking for dating advice:
16. You’re on the toilet:
21. You just stole someone’s phone:
This man broke into someone’s car and stole their cellphone.
According to police, “The suspect apparently took a picture of himself on the victim’s phone, and due to her settings, it automatically uploaded to her Facebook page.”
He was caught shortly after.
23. You just had sex:
24. You just burned your vagina:
25. You’re leaving completely pointless comments:
26. You’re sniffing gasoline:
- Tennessee authorities have charged 2 minors with starting the massive wildfires that killed 14 people last month.
- Donald Trump has picked former WWE CEO Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration
- At least 2 women say Stanford offered them money to close federal probes into its handling of sexual assault cases.
- Dozens of employees and patients say the US's biggest psychiatric chain locks up people for insurance money.