1. You've just gotten into a car accident:
2. You're robbing a house:
atlanta.cbslocal.com
In November 2011, this guy signed into Facebook from a computer inside a home he broke into before sprinting from the scene. Unfortunately, he forgot to logout before he left.
3. You're trying to sleep:
4. You miss MySpace:
5. You really miss MySpace:
6. You really really really miss MySpace:
7. You just got caught masturbating on a plane:
8. You're asking for dating advice:
9. You're posting shit like this:
10. You have a birds nest in your closet:
11. You're holding someone hostage:
news.cnet.com
Jason Valdez held a woman hostage for 16 hours in a hotel room in Utah and basically live-blogged the entire thing on Facebook.
12. You stepped on some glass:
13. Your father just died:
14. Your friend is passed out drunk in the snow:
15. You just broke your neck:
16. You're on the toilet:
17. You're on the toilet and need toilet paper:
18. You're with someone you're Facebook friends with:
19. You are this lady:
20. Your house is on fire:
21. You just stole someone's phone:
wsbradio.com
This man broke into someone's car and stole their cellphone.
According to police, "The suspect apparently took a picture of himself on the victim's phone, and due to her settings, it automatically uploaded to her Facebook page."
He was caught shortly after.
22. You're in a public restroom:
23. You just had sex:
24. You just burned your vagina:
25. You're leaving completely pointless comments:
26. You're sniffing gasoline:
