3. You’re trying to sleep:
4. You miss MySpace:
5. You really miss MySpace:
6. You really really really miss MySpace:
8. You’re asking for dating advice:
16. You’re on the toilet:
21. You just stole someone’s phone:
This man broke into someone’s car and stole their cellphone.
According to police, “The suspect apparently took a picture of himself on the victim’s phone, and due to her settings, it automatically uploaded to her Facebook page.”
He was caught shortly after.