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    Every Single Person Taylor Swift Sent Flowers To In 2017

    A new low for me.

    I was squandering around the WWW (World Wide Web) reading about literal gay shit when I came across a picture of flowers. Now, these weren't your ordinary flowers, these were flowers gifted by a rich lady named Taylor Swift. Anyway, needles led to thread (not an expression?) and boom, an epiphany. I discovered that Taylor Swift is obsessed with giving people flowers. While she has been mostly "under wraps" AKA hiding behind table cloths all year, she has made her presence known with plant life.

    As a man who loves the television network ID Discovery, I decided to do my own investigation about Taylor's flower gifting to see if there is something we can learn from this.

    Come along with me now, let's look at some flowers and hastily written thank you cards.

    1. Cardi B.

    2. Elvis Duran.

    3. The LAPD.

    4. Right Said Fred (the guy who sings "I'm Too Sexy").

    5. Gigi Hadid.

    6. This Brazilian model.

    7. Lea Michele.

    8. This little girl.

    9. This other little girl.

    10. This other other little girl.

    11. Victoria Arlen from Dancing With The Stars.

    12. A dancer from the "Look What You Made Me Do" video.

    13. A dancer from the "Look What You Made Me Do" video.

    14. Another dancer from the "Look What You Made Me Do" video.

    15. The fine people at Craftsy.

    16. And this random girl named Ashley.

    So, what have we learned here?