I was squandering around the WWW (World Wide Web) reading about literal gay shit when I came across a picture of flowers. Now, these weren't your ordinary flowers, these were flowers gifted by a rich lady named Taylor Swift. Anyway, needles led to thread (not an expression?) and boom, an epiphany. I discovered that Taylor Swift is obsessed with giving people flowers. While she has been mostly "under wraps" AKA hiding behind table cloths all year, she has made her presence known with plant life.
As a man who loves the television network ID Discovery, I decided to do my own investigation about Taylor's flower gifting to see if there is something we can learn from this.
Come along with me now, let's look at some flowers and hastily written thank you cards.
4.Right Said Fred (the guy who sings "I'm Too Sexy").
6.This Brazilian model.
8.This little girl.
9.This other little girl.
10.This other other little girl.
11.Victoria Arlen from Dancing With The Stars.
12.A dancer from the "Look What You Made Me Do" video.
13.A dancer from the "Look What You Made Me Do" video.
14.Another dancer from the "Look What You Made Me Do" video.