Celebrity·Posted on Aug 2, 2013Ryan Gosling's Divine Bulge Will Bring You SalvationBE SAVED.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Our hallowed journey begins with Ryan being led into a jail. He is pushed against a wall. Hands behind his gorgeous head, his flawless nose blesses the wall. He spreads them. It is so, so hot. His biceps bulge. Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock. The grenade is about to detonate. A fuckload of sexy is about to explode all over the place. He's asked to take it off. Take it off, Ryan. DO IT. GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT. He smiles. He knows what he's about to do will change people. Things will never be the same. People are about to be saved. Via youtube.com Jesus. Christ. Almighty. He begins. It's happening. IT'S REALLY, ACTUALLY HAPPENING. Via youtube.com THE BELT IS UNDONE. I REPEAT, THE BELT IS UNDONE. Seemingly out of nowhere, there are cries. It's angels. They are weeping. The angels are weeping. BLUE UNDERWEAR. BLUE. UNDERWEAR. UNDERWEAR THAT IS BLUE. Via youtube.com OHHHH MYYYYY BULGE SILHOUETTE. THE ANGELS ARE WAILING UNCONTROLLABLY. *HAIL HOLY QUEEN* youtube.com I BELIEVE IN YOU. GOD IS GOOD. SO SO GOOD. AND IN THIS MOMENT YOU TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HOW DUMB HE LOOKS WITH THAT HORRIBLE DYED BLOND HAIR. THIS MOMENT ECLIPSES THAT TERRIFYING BLOND HAIR. AHHHHHHHHH!! THEY'RE OFF. THEY. ARE. OFF. youtube.com THE SKIES OPEN UP. IT IS BRIGHT. VERY BRIGHT. BEAM ME UP, JESUS. youtube.com BEHOLD, HE HATH GLORY. youtube.com HE ALSO HATH A SUGGESTIVE PENIS CREASE! Via youtube.com AND THE ANGELS SANG. GOD SMILED. WORLD PEACE. NO MORE PAIN. *AHHHHHHHH* (GOD SOUND) youtube.com IT WAS ABS. ONLY ABS. LOTS OF ABS. youtube.com AND HE LOOKED ON. youtube.com AND HE KNEW. youtube.com JUST HOW FLAWLESS HE WAS. youtube.com EVEN WITH THAT HAIRCUT... youtube.com ...AND THOSE STUPID TATTOOS. youtube.com I AM BORN AGAIN. I BELIEVE. THE END. youtube.com H/t to The Frisky. Oh yeah, this was from a deleted scene from A Place Beyond the Pines. Gos Bless.