Ryan Gosling Walked His First Red Carpet In Decades, Remains Fine As Hell

    And by decades, I mean IT FEELS LIKE DECADES.

    Like a wet dream, Our Sweet Man, Ryan Gosling, made his triumphant and surprising return to doing what he does best: walking red carpets and looking like a straight up sexy ass GOD.

    Brace yourself. Hold onto something tight. You are in for a hot + steamy ride.

    This first photo is behind a "graphic" image filter because it is quite literally too hot to fuck with.

    This one isn't behind a graphic filter because you clicked that first picture and your ~jollies are probably off~

    ANYWAY, these pictures are particularly special for a multitude of reasons.

    That flip and those sexy stray hairs.

    That clavicle.

    THOSE PURSED LIPS. I DIE.

    Moving forward, no matter your mood right now, just take a moment to really look at these pictures and appreciate them.

    Remember: Jesus died so Ryan could live.

    Also evident in this set of photos is Ryan's ability to capture the attention of a room and stun those around him.

    Stunned:

    Here is another picture that I felt people should see because of reasons and stuff and things.

    IN CONCLUSION...

    Please, Ryan. Don't make us wait like this again. It's too much for my tender thirsty heart.