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Ryan Gosling Makes First Public Appearance In Months, Pumps Gas, And Saves Your Soul

HE HAS RISEN. REJOICE.

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In an appearance unparalleled since the rising of Jesus Christ from a cave in Jerusalem long ago in olden times, lit'ral "hot" god Ryan Gosling came back into our lives at a gas station this week.

And now, as we do, let's celebrate this with a Bible verse from Luke something or other: "For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found. So they began to celebrate."

AND CELEBRATE WE WILL.

HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH. AMEN. AMEN.

He was wearing a plaid blue shirt, sunglasses, black pants, and boots. His breasts free in the wind.

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As He decided which grade of gasoline to put in His machine, His forearms flexed. His eyes strained. And an angel got its wings.

Notice, there are lit'ral flowers behind him, a sign of divinity.
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Notice, there are lit'ral flowers behind him, a sign of divinity.

Then, at that moment, a ray of light hit His Adam's apple and He knew it was time. It was time to fill that puppy up.

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He inserted His nozzle into the car, pressed the lever, and she (or him IDK the sex of his car) was filled.

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He put the lever back, completely exhausted from His previous deed.

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Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Amen. Amen.

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He looks over his car for any other holy business that needs doing.

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There is none. So He pulls the door open. Gets in. And leaves.

We are not worthy. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Amen. Amen.
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We are not worthy.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Amen. Amen.

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