Aliya Mustafina is the...
1. Queen of flawless jumps.
2. Queen of elegance and poise.
3. Queen of comforting her lessers.
4. Queen of hugging mannequins.
5. Queen of delicately grabbing the uneven bar with three fingers.
6. Queen of babies.
7. Queen of giving the thumbs up while being wrapped in the Russian flag.
8. Queen of hoverboards.
9. Queen of maniacally bursting into laughter.
10. Queen of being pensive.
11. Queen of driving cars.
12. Queen of awkward clapping.
13. Queen of unflattering high-speed photography dismounts.
14. Queen of unflattering high-speed photography dismounts that look like she's gotta pee and can't hold it.
15. Queen of having eight arms.
16. Queen of scaring the shit out of her friends.
17. Queen of graciously losing to legends.
18. Queen of sléing routines.
19. Two times queen of the uneven bars.
20. Queen of giving that Musty look.
21. And finally, queen of being the Russian HBIC and surpassing all expectations.
