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    "Roses Are Red" Poems + The "Maury Show" = Poetry Perfection

    The "Maury" show makes everything better. Even poetry.

    ICYMI, there's a meme thing going around Twitter where people are writing their own "Roses are red, violets are blue..." poems.

    Because this is BuzzFeed and the Maury Show is funny, we made some poetry with Maury screenshots. Enjoy.

    Roses are red.

    College students are in debt.

    Roses are red.

    I'm addicted to sugar.

    Roses are red.

    Red Bull makes you feel like you're on cocaine.

    Roses are red.

    Carly Rae sang "Call Me Maybe."

    Roses are red.

    Love is fleeting.

    Roses are red.

    My uncle's name is Pete.

    Roses are red.

    Birds are known to peck.

    Roses are red.

    I need to clean my shower.

    Roses are red.

    British people use the word "queue."

    Roses are red.

    The 2016 election is like no other.

    Roses are red.

    It would really suck to be stabbed by a knife.

    Roses are red.

    Hangovers are a bother.

    Roses are red.

    Did you ever have pogs?

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