Because this is BuzzFeed and the Maury Show is funny, we made some poetry with Maury screenshots. Enjoy.
College students are in debt.
Red Bull makes you feel like you're on cocaine.
Carly Rae sang "Call Me Maybe."
I need to clean my shower.
British people use the word "queue."
The 2016 election is like no other.
It would really suck to be stabbed by a knife.