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95 Reasons Why The VMAs Are Absolutely NOTHING Without Britney Spears

A VMAs without Britney Spears is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the peanut butter, the jelly, and also the bread. Please grace us with your presence this year, Britney!

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1. Behold, the Metropolitan Opera House in New York City. It is 9/9/1999. A small-town girl with a massive hit, Britney Jean Spears, is about to change MTV/the world/your lives... forever.


9. She walks by her adoring fans outside of Radio City Music Hall in New York City. All eyes on her (except for that jealous troll behind her in the doorway).


28. It's now 2001. Three years in a row of Britney ruling the VMAs. This year she comes bearing gifts. This gift is called "I'm a Slave 4 U."

79. OK so yeah, maybe it wasn't *brilliant* but it was totally entertaining and helped MTV break records because Britney is a fucking legend and she owns the VMAs.

95. "Thanks for the award! It really wouldn't be a true VMAs without me!" she said. It was so gracious of her to give the VMAs a little of her time.

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In conclusion, PLEASE GO TO THE VMAS THIS YEAR. The VMAs are not the VMAs without you!