63 Reasons Why Bradley Cooper Definitely Isn't The Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine made the biggest mistake in their entire magazine's history by picking Bradley Cooper as this year's "Sexiest Man Alive." Words cannot express how massive of a failure this year's list is. I'm pretty sure everyone that picked it is BLIND.

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