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38 Reasons Why You Should Feel Better About Yourself

Things could be way worse.

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1. You are not this woman.

2. This is not your room.

3. You will never have to learn this lesson the hard way.

4. You didn't just...

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spill milk all over your goddamn self.

5. Never again.

6. Also never again:

7. You will never know what it's like to get your head stuck in a clothes hanger.

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8. You do not eat up to 2 pounds of rock a day.

9. Therefore you will never look like this:

10. You didn't just fuck up a game of Jenga.

11. You will never be a Kardashian.

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12. You will never read this book.

13. You do not have a Korn tramp stamp.

14. Or a giant tattoo of Adam Duritz on your back.

15. No one will ever force you to dress up in a stupid duck costume.

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16. Your first kiss wasn't broadcasted on national television.

17. You will never be on Judge Judy for throwing a pinecone at someone.

18. You will never see this many raccoons together at once.

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19. You will never protest a fish fry.

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20. You are not the random little brother left out of your older brothers' extremely successful boyband.

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Sorry, Bonus Jonas.

21. You've never been photographed breaking a swing.

22. You know Beyonce and Jay-Z are married, so this will never happen to you.

23. You also know how to spell ambiance.

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24. You will never get Polio.

25. Your best friend is not a tuba.

26. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:

27. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:

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28. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:

29. You are not this old lady posing in a pool with her clothes on:

30. You are not this old lady posing in THE OCEAN with her clothes on:

31. This is also not you:

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32. Not you:

33. Not you:

34. Not you:

35. Not you:

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36. Not you:

37. Not you:

38. Lastly, be grateful that someone didn't take an extremely unflattering picture of you sleeping and post it all over the internet.

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