6. Also never again:
9. Therefore you will never look like this:
12. You will never read this book.
16. Your first kiss wasn’t broadcasted on national television.
23. You also know how to spell ambiance.
24. You will never get Polio.
32. Not you:
36. Not you:
37. Not you:
- An earthquake that struck central Italy Wednesday has killed at least 37 people, officials say. 150 people are still missing.
- Turkish tanks have rolled across the Syrian border. Turkey's president said the operation is aimed against both ISIS and Kurdish fighters.
- And Donald Trump has often claimed to be "the largest real estate developer in New York," but he isn't.