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The Official Ranking Of All Of Jessica Simpson's Singles

There are only 14...so look. PLEASE.

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14. "Take My Breath Away"

What's great about it: Nothing. This was a lazy-ass karaoke cover of an iconic classic. Delete it!
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What's great about it: Nothing. This was a lazy-ass karaoke cover of an iconic classic. Delete it!

13. "Remember That"

What's great about it: Nothing! More like "Remember Huh?" Delete it!
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What's great about it: Nothing! More like "Remember Huh?" Delete it!

12. "Come on Over"

What's great about it: Nothing! Mess! The whole country era was tiresome and pandering. Delete it!
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What's great about it: Nothing! Mess! The whole country era was tiresome and pandering. Delete it!

11. "I Belong to Me"

What's iconic about it: The song is trash but she makes a lot of weird faces in the video that are funny.
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What's iconic about it: The song is trash but she makes a lot of weird faces in the video that are funny.

10. "Angels"

What's iconic about it: If someone sang a cover version like this at karaoke I would be like, "Wow, they can sing."
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What's iconic about it: If someone sang a cover version like this at karaoke I would be like, "Wow, they can sing."

9. "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"

What's iconic about it: OK, this one is actually iconic and you are trash if you disagree. The video is obviously more iconic than the song. This was a moment in time! Nancy Sinatra died so Jessica Simpson could live!
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What's iconic about it: OK, this one is actually iconic and you are trash if you disagree. The video is obviously more iconic than the song. This was a moment in time! Nancy Sinatra died so Jessica Simpson could live!

8. "A Public Affair"

What's great about it: The video. The song is totally meh but the "star" ensemble of like Christina Milian, Eva Longoria, and Christina Applegate is very random. Andy Dick is in the video too (lol).
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What's great about it: The video. The song is totally meh but the "star" ensemble of like Christina Milian, Eva Longoria, and Christina Applegate is very random. Andy Dick is in the video too (lol).

7. "Sweetest Sin"

What's great about it: This song is a gem! Anytime I can see Nick Lachey shirtless is a good time to me. Sexicca, get it, girl! The special effects need to be... deleted.
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What's great about it: This song is a gem! Anytime I can see Nick Lachey shirtless is a good time to me. Sexicca, get it, girl! The special effects need to be... deleted.

6. "A Little Bit"

What's great about it: THIS BOP! Back when Jessica's record label was trying to make her a Britney clone. Do I care? No! Because Britney is the queen of pop. That outfit though...
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What's great about it: THIS BOP! Back when Jessica's record label was trying to make her a Britney clone. Do I care? No! Because Britney is the queen of pop. That outfit though...

5. "I Wanna Love You Forever"

What's great about it: Vocals, derrrrrrling! V-O-C-A-L-S. This ballad is so dramatic and those white pants are so 1999. This is a good song.

What's great about it: Vocals, derrrrrrling! V-O-C-A-L-S. This ballad is so dramatic and those white pants are so 1999. This is a good song.

4. "Where You Are" by Jessica Simpson

What's great about it: Her jacket with the fur collar, the random-ass cameo from Chris Klein and Leelee Sobieski, and when Nick stalks her in the woods. This power ballad is the power ballad Britney and Justin should have had. I'm bitter.
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What's great about it: Her jacket with the fur collar, the random-ass cameo from Chris Klein and Leelee Sobieski, and when Nick stalks her in the woods. This power ballad is the power ballad Britney and Justin should have had. I'm bitter.

3. "Irresistible"

What's great about it: This Britney clone classic! Yaaass, muh-mah! This is basically like the "Stronger" music video, which is one of Britney's best. The song is also arguably one of her absolute best.
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What's great about it: This Britney clone classic! Yaaass, muh-mah! This is basically like the "Stronger" music video, which is one of Britney's best. The song is also arguably one of her absolute best.

2. "I Think I'm In Love With You"

What's great about it: Everything. The John Mellencamp sample, the tied-up shirt, overall "mall" style, and Jessica's general zest for life. Refreshing.
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What's great about it: Everything. The John Mellencamp sample, the tied-up shirt, overall "mall" style, and Jessica's general zest for life. Refreshing.

1. "With You"

What's great about it: This is art. End of story.
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What's great about it: This is art. End of story.

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