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    Updated on Jul 9, 2020. Posted on Jul 7, 2020

    28 Questions Nonstraight People Want Straight People To Answer Immediately

    "Not to be heterophobic but..."

    1.

    Why do straight people love saying, “fur baby” so much?

    2.

    why do straight people love 1920s themed parties

    3.

    Why do straight people call little boys “lady killers” like.... ???? ...... !!!!!! ..... ?!?!?!?!??

    4.

    why do straight people love scavenger hunts so much

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    Why do straight people wear underwear with their swimming trunks? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?

    7.

    why do straight people who watch drag race call it rupaul tho

    8.

    why do straight people love greys anatomy so much like im really asking

    9.

    why do straight people love call me by your name so much

    10.

    Why do straight people like the song Wagon Wheel so much?

    11.

    why do straight people love songs about falling in love with santa? he’s got a wife you home wrecker

    12.

    Ok but like why do straight people LOVE Octoberfest?

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    14.

    Why do straight people love no shave november

    15.

    Why do straight people love to call their gf/bf their “person” —> 2 years w my person! Love you babe!

    16.

    why do straight people love gender reveal parties so much

    17.

    not to be heterophobic but why do straight people love the 😂 emoji so much

    18.

    Why do straight people always share posts and reply with “THIS 🙌” ??

    19.

    Why do straight people always call their partner their rock???

    20.

    Why do straight people always insist on referring to their infant sons as “studs”? It’s very gross and weird

    21.

    why do straight people always name their dogs some dumb shit like diesel or bullet or jim

    22.

    why do straight people always like to say "I married my best friend"?? like COOL WENDY👍

    23.

    why do straight people always say they’re straight “unfortunately”???

    24.

    Why do straight people always have happy hour at bars without happy hour specials 😩

    25.

    why do straight people like to put fucking seashells in their bathroom

    26.

    why do straight people like circus themed club nights so much?

    27.

    why do straight people like speakeasies so much

    28. And last but not least:

    why do straight people love ed sheeran so much