Prince Harry's memoir Spare comes out next week!
And everyone online has been bombarded with wild (and completely unnecessary) details about his life.
So, let's take a look at them! Because if I had to see them, then you do too!
Harry had a frostbitten penis at William and Kate's wedding.
On that same note, Harry calls his penis a "todger."
And one more penis thing: We learned that Harry is circumcised.
Harry lost his virginity to an older woman behind a pub, and the woman treated him like a "young stallion."
Harry did mushrooms at Courteney Cox's house.
William was really pissed that Harry had a beard for his own wedding. Facial hair is apparently a real point of contention between the two.
Harry called William's hair loss "alarming."
William and Kate are huge fan of Suits — like, they freaked out when they found out Harry was dating someone from the show.
And last but not least, Prince Harry calls William "Willy" and Prince William calls Harry "Harold," even though his name is Henry.