1. *DING DONG. DING DONG.* CHURCH SERVICES ARE BEGINNING.
2. Prepare thy body.
4. On the 8th of September, two thousand and thirteen, our high priestess, Ms. Spears, tweeted a bikini shot from the set of her new music video for her future #1 smash, “Werk Bitch.”
- Ivanka Trump was booed and hissed at when talking about her father's support for women and families at the W20 Summit in Berlin.
- Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn didn't properly discloser payments he received from Russia to the US government.
- Some Republicans are seeing the affects of climate change in areas they represent and want the party to re-think the issue.
- There's a good chance that you've handed over your personal information if you've ever downloaded a free app 🕵