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11 Rules For Life

Improve your life now. NOW!!!

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1. If you see a school of sting rays, then go the other way.

Same goes for a lady with American flag contacts.

BYEEEEEE!!!

BYEEEEEE!!!

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2. Never trust a guy named "Pizza".

Or meatrocket8

There's a pretty good chance he's been on To Catch A Predator.

There's a pretty good chance he's been on To Catch A Predator.

3. If you see a cold wet baby elephant, give him a raincoat.

4. Never take fashion advice from Kevin Smith.

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5. Use your head.

6. Stay fly.

7. Avoid all geese.

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They will kill you.
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They will kill you.

8. Vicariously and bicuriously are two very different words. Use them wisely.

9. Never

Wear

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MEXICAN POINTY BOOTS!!!

Not even once.

Not even once.

10. Fat guys in kiddie pools.

Always funny.

Always funny.

11. And finally...