1. Lady Gaga posed with a Sodastream. Mark Von Holden 2. Justin Bieber was 4-feet tall. Theo Wargo 3. This terrifying Zac Efron wax figure was made. Michael Loccisano / Getty Images 4. Chris Pratt dressed for his 7th grade formal. Alexandra Wyman / WireImage 5. Kate Gosselin and her iconic "reverse mullet spiky bob" invented "talking to the manager." Michael Kovac / FilmMagic 6. She became the queen of "Karens" everywhere. Dr. Billy Ingram / Getty Images 7. Miley Cyrus was dating some guy who I always thought was a porn star*. Jean Baptiste Lacroix / WireImage *Porn star = compliment. 8. Kesha was taking pictures with Jeffee Star*. Brian Ach *I'M KIDDING. I know that's Adam Lambert. Stream "Ghost Town" on Spotify. 9. Selena Gomez took pictures with phone chargers. Tiffany Rose / WireImage 10. Rihanna took this picture with Tweety Bird. Mathew Imaging / WireImage 11. Kevin Jonas' wax figure came alive in the middle of the night and killed three people. Jeff Snyder / FilmMagic 12. These two poor girls had to pretend to kiss the scary Kevin Jonas wax figure. Fred Duval / Getty Images 13. Three people held umbrellas for Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, and Robert Pattinson. Jun Sato / WireImage 14. Susan Boyle superfans lost their God damn minds for Susan Boyle. Nbc Newswire / NBC Newswire/NBCUniversal via Ge 15. Kim and Kendall did photo shoots with their dogs Dolce and Bella. Michael Caulfield 16. The Kardashian/Jenner girls posed with some lettuce. Kris with a shovel. Getty Images 17. Kesha had to literally write the information for the event she was at on her hand. Jim Spellman / Getty Images "NY, Z100, RCA." 18. These guys had to six next to each other and somehow make small talk for a period of time. Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images 19. Blake Lively was arrested by the NYPD. Brian Ach / WireImage 20. Zac Efron had that haircut every guy in 2009 had. He couldn't see half the time. Gabriel Bouys / Getty Images 21. Paris Swift and some guy she was dating at the time were making out on red carpets Jeff Vespa / WireImage 22. These two girls went to a hockey game with their parents on a school night. Noah Graham / Getty Images 23. Lindsay Lohan hung off of Donatella Versace. Dimitrios Kambouris / WireImage 24. Lady Gaga and Madonna pretended not to hate each other. Dimitrios Kambouris / WireImage 25. Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift pretended to date each other. Marcos Vasquez / BuzzFoto/FilmMagic 26. Lady Gaga frightened Eminem. Kevin Mazur / WireImage 27. Taylor Swift was thinking about the song she was going to write about John Mayer. Dimitrios Kambouris 28. Miley Cyrus posed with a bottle of multi-purpose cleaner. Jesse Grant / WireImage 29. Lady Gaga showed off her digital camera. Mark Von Holden 30. Justin Bieber fit into Taylor Swift's armpit. Kevin Mazur / WireImage 31. And this wasn't awkward at all. Kevin Mazur / WireImage What a time to be alive!