Oh, look. It's 11610 Highland Farm Road in Potomac, Maryland.
It has seven bedrooms. Eleven bathrooms.
A dining room that is bigger than my apartment.
There are many living rooms that children definitely aren't allowed in.
It's perfect for a lot of giant couches.
A bedroom that looks straight out of a historical home you would visit in elementary school.
There are 11 total fireplaces in the house — 11!
There's also a laundry room that is basically a laundromat.
But there's one part of the house that is *truly* bizarre but also very, very cool.
My friend found a listing for an otherwise normal mcmansion that seemingly has a little.... fake... town (?) in the basement
There is a random little town in the basement, complete with 15 "storefronts."
Fifteen storefronts!
There's a post office. There's a movie theater.
It's currently playing a double feature of Mary Poppins and The Exorcist.
It reminds me of a Small World or a tiny town in a Six Flags.
I see a Santa Claus on a scooter and a massage parlor.
Chic!
It has cobblestone roads.
Those are real, working vintage cars.
It's my 12-year-old and 32-year-old selves' dream home.
