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28 People That Are More Qualified New York Ambassadors Other Than Taylor Swift

I really do like Taylor Swift. But these are the true ambassadors to New York.

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Background: Taylor Swift is now officially the ambassador of New York City. What this means? I don't know. But it's wrong. These people are much better.

1. That Asshole Who Has A Cat On His Head

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What he would do as the ambassador of New York: Wear a cat on his head and act surprised and angry when people take his picture. He would then curse at you and demand a dollar.

2. Leonardo DiCaprio on a CitiBike

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Show everyone the absolute best places they can buy cargo pants and newsboy caps.
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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Show everyone the absolute best places they can buy cargo pants and newsboy caps.

3. Dr. Zizmor

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What he would do as the ambassador of New York: Give everyone beautiful clear skin. Not age.

4. The Woman Who Had Her Skin Miraculously Cleared Up By Dr. Zizmor Approximately 25 Years Ago

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What she would do as the ambassador of New York: Give everyone hope for beautiful clear skin. Not age.

5. The "Big Baby" Of Times Square

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Scare the shit out of everyone and everything. Ruin lives.

6. That Guy That's Been Dancing Around In A Thong In The Union Square Subway Station

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Mainly dance around in a thong at various subway locations.

7. That Guy Who's Looking For A Girlfriend

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Put signs up asking for a girlfriend in hopes that people would take pictures of said signs for their Instagram accounts.

8. The Rainbow Bearded Queen

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Bring cool new fashions to those who visit. Bring awareness to birds (as pets).

9. That Guy Who Sits In Washington Square Park Covered In Pigeons

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Allow people to stare at him covered in pigeons. Make people feel uncomfortable.

10. "Robert Darling"

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Make people feel uncomfortable.

11. That Guy Who Plays Street Golf With Milk Cartons

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Hit milk cartons with golf clubs.

12. Yolanda Vega

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What she would do as ambassador of New York: Read lottery numbers.

13. The Lady That Walks Chickens

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What she would do as ambassador to New York: Walk her chickens.

14. The East River Piano

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What it would do as ambassador to New York: Stay in the river.

15. The Guy Who Wears A Horse Head Mask And Plays The Accordion

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What it would do as ambassador of New York: Hopefully play the accordion.

16. This Dog Dressed As Teddy Roosvelt On A Horse

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Wear tiny glasses and be wheeled around on a stuffed horse.

17. The Couple From The Grand Prospect Park Commercial

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What they would do as ambassadors of New York: Host parties and make dreams come true.

18. The 1-800-ENGLISH Girl

What she would do as ambassador of New York: Learn English. Or not because we have no updates on her life besides this 20 year old picture.
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What she would do as ambassador of New York: Learn English. Or not because we have no updates on her life besides this 20 year old picture.

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Teach everyone guitar. Or not and just teach everyone how to be a city-wide celebrity who literally no one actually knows.
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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Teach everyone guitar. Or not and just teach everyone how to be a city-wide celebrity who literally no one actually knows.

20. Pat Kiernan

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Keep you informed by reading the news.
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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Keep you informed by reading the news.

21. Mr. G and Jimmy McMillan

What they would do as ambassadors of New York: Simultaneously tag team the weather and lowering your rent.
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What they would do as ambassadors of New York: Simultaneously tag team the weather and lowering your rent.

22. The Central Park Big Bird

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Walk around with Cookie Monster, sit on benches, and make you question your life/existence.

23. The Ghost Of The NYU Time Keeper

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Startle visitors by screaming the time at them from beyond the grave.

24. Uncle Majic

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Throw a lot of birthday parties.
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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Throw a lot of birthday parties.

25. All of the black squirrels

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What they would do as ambassadors of New York: Confuse people because they squirrels that are black. Also scare them.

26. Produce Pete

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Give us hot tips and suggestions about the season's hottest fruits and veggies.
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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Give us hot tips and suggestions about the season's hottest fruits and veggies.

27. Roscoe The Bedbug Dog

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Show us where all the bed bugs are.
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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Show us where all the bed bugs are.

28. Wendell The Garbage Man

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: In general, he would dance around wearing his garbage creations.

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