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28 People That Are More Qualified New York Ambassadors Other Than Taylor Swift

I really do like Taylor Swift. But these are the true ambassadors to New York.

Background: Taylor Swift is now officially the ambassador of New York City. What this means? I don't know. But it's wrong. These people are much better.

1. That Asshole Who Has A Cat On His Head

2. Leonardo DiCaprio on a CitiBike

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: Show everyone the absolute best places they can buy cargo pants and newsboy caps.

3. Dr. Zizmor

4. The Woman Who Had Her Skin Miraculously Cleared Up By Dr. Zizmor Approximately 25 Years Ago

5. The "Big Baby" Of Times Square

6. That Guy That's Been Dancing Around In A Thong In The Union Square Subway Station

7. That Guy Who's Looking For A Girlfriend

8. The Rainbow Bearded Queen

9. That Guy Who Sits In Washington Square Park Covered In Pigeons

10. "Robert Darling"

11. That Guy Who Plays Street Golf With Milk Cartons

12. Yolanda Vega

13. The Lady That Walks Chickens

14. The East River Piano

15. The Guy Who Wears A Horse Head Mask And Plays The Accordion

16. This Dog Dressed As Teddy Roosvelt On A Horse

17. The Couple From The Grand Prospect Park Commercial

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What they would do as ambassadors of New York: Host parties and make dreams come true.

18. The 1-800-ENGLISH Girl

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What she would do as ambassador of New York: Learn English. Or not because we have no updates on her life besides this 20 year old picture.

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Via dansmithguitar.com

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Teach everyone guitar. Or not and just teach everyone how to be a city-wide celebrity who literally no one actually knows.

20. Pat Kiernan

Via ny1.com

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Keep you informed by reading the news.

21. Mr. G and Jimmy McMillan

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What they would do as ambassadors of New York: Simultaneously tag team the weather and lowering your rent.

22. The Central Park Big Bird

23. The Ghost Of The NYU Time Keeper

24. Uncle Majic

Via nydailynews.com

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Throw a lot of birthday parties.

25. All of the black squirrels

26. Produce Pete

Via producepete.com

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Give us hot tips and suggestions about the season's hottest fruits and veggies.

27. Roscoe The Bedbug Dog

Via youtube.com

What he would do as ambassador of New York: Show us where all the bed bugs are.

28. Wendell The Garbage Man

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What he would do as ambassador of New York: In general, he would dance around wearing his garbage creations.