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10 Penises People Actually Eat

Which one looks most appetizing to you?

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  • 1. Goat


    Goat penises kind of taste like Venison. They are low in fat and calories. via

  • 2. Ox


    In China, Ox penises are said to help manliness.

  • 3. Sheep


    The penis is generally cooked by steaming or deep frying, and can also be eaten raw. Some westerners compare the tastes of some penises with overcooked squid. via

  • 4. Cow


    Beef pizzle is apparently an aphrodisiac. Owners also give it to their dogs as "treats". via

  • 5. Deer


    Animal penises are said to be rich in collagen, beneficial for the skin.

  • 6. Yak


    One Yak penis costs $33.50. via

  • 7. Dog


    In China, penises are often dipped in soy or hot sauce. The consistency and taste remind one of overly bitter rings of calamari, apparently. via

  • 8. Donkey


    Donkey penis looks like a streak of bacon and carries the faint taste of pork. One donkey penis costs $23.50. via

  • 9. Seal


    You can buy dehydrated seal penis here.

  • 10. Kangaroo


    George Takei had to eat a kangaroo penis on a gameshow in Australia. via