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    10 Penises People Actually Eat

    Which one looks most appetizing to you?

    • 1. Goat

      Goat

      Goat penises kind of taste like Venison. They are low in fat and calories. via

    • 2. Ox

      Ox

      In China, Ox penises are said to help manliness.

    • 3. Sheep

      Sheep

      The penis is generally cooked by steaming or deep frying, and can also be eaten raw. Some westerners compare the tastes of some penises with overcooked squid. via

    • 4. Cow

      Cow

      Beef pizzle is apparently an aphrodisiac. Owners also give it to their dogs as "treats". via

    • 5. Deer

      Deer

      Animal penises are said to be rich in collagen, beneficial for the skin.

    • 6. Yak

      Yak

      One Yak penis costs $33.50. via

    • 7. Dog

      Dog

      In China, penises are often dipped in soy or hot sauce. The consistency and taste remind one of overly bitter rings of calamari, apparently. via

    • 8. Donkey

      Donkey

      Donkey penis looks like a streak of bacon and carries the faint taste of pork. One donkey penis costs $23.50. via

    • 9. Seal

      Seal

      You can buy dehydrated seal penis here.

    • 10. Kangaroo

      Kangaroo

      George Takei had to eat a kangaroo penis on a gameshow in Australia. via