1. On Alicia Keys' "Girl On Fire":
2. On underaged drinking:
3. On penis wrinkles:
4. On intelligence:
5. On music:
6. On what happens when you drop fries in the toilet:
7. On the purpose of ice cream trucks:
8. On tibias:
9. On Wal-Mart:
10. On being hungry:
11. On breathing:
12. On light bulbs:
13. On Hieroglyphics:
