Well, I'm officially speechless.
Stunned, gagged, cannot believe.
It appears that there could possibly be a new Simple Life season with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
The Simple Life Twitter account, which was originally verified but was de-verified after the publication of this post, started randomly tweeting today.
#SimpleLife6 👀
They tweeted a blonde and redhead emoji.
👩🏼👩🏼🦰
And then someone said "Omg Paris and Lindsay!?!?! What does this mean?" and the Simple Life Twitter replied with that "Shhh!" emoji.
🤫 https://t.co/BIB1NzTJyd
And then, whew, it happened.
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. 😉
It should be interesting because I'm pretty sure they hated each other.
Last year, in an interview with Andy Cohen, Paris said: "Back in the day we were friends, but she's just one of those people I don't really trust. I only like to be around positive energy and good people."
UPDATE: OK, so it appears that Twitter has unverified the Simple Life account, which means we could have all just been masterfully trolled. My life is ruined, somebody find me a church, gargoyles, psychics, everything's ungodly.
And now, Paris confirms it wasn't real...but honestly this tweet gave me a little hope for a future Simple Life.
FYI, Someone has made a fake fan account & invented this #TheSimpleLife rumor. There is no truth to it. Yes, I love that show & I was approached again to do it. But I had to say no as I have an extremely busy work schedule traveling the world running my empire. #GirlBoss 👑