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    Posted on Oct 24, 2017

    29 Characters From Your Childhood That Definitely Voted For Trump

    "MAGA" - Ferguson Darling, probably.

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    1. Mrs. Finster from Recess

    ABC

    Went on an eight paragraph Facebook rant because Michelle Obama did the Macarena.

    2. Eustance from Courage The Cowardly Dog

    Cartoon Network

    Owns a Japanese car with a MAGA sticker on it.

    3. Ferguson

    Nickelodeon

    Literally a child that wears suits. What more proof do you want?

    4. Tony PaJAMas

    Nickelodeon

    Everyone named "Tony" voted for Trump.

    5. Billy Zane in Titanic

    Paramount Pictures

    STANDS FOR THE "ANTHEM," KNEELS IN THE LIFEBOAT.

    6. Johnny Bravo

    Cartoon Network / Via toonzone.net

    Obviously.

    7. Old Man Jenkins

    Nickelodeon

    Ruined Thanksgiving by repeatedly talking about how Michelle Obama once owned a bean bag chair.

    8. Quinn Morgendorffer

    MTV

    Claims she isn't racist because she "has a very close black friend."

    9. Muffy

    PBS

    Thinks it's way too soon to start politicizing the gun violence of steelworker Leon Czolgosz. "William McKinley's body isn't even cold yet!"

    10. Metapod, the Pokemon

    Ninetendo

    Favorite past-time is telling kids to "pulls their pants up".

    11. Sid from Hey Arnold

    Nickelodeon

    Definitely spreads fake news. Favorite website is something called "www.FreedomGun.tv."

    12. Meatloaf, the bus driver from Spice World

    Columbia Pictures

    Big into Brexit, thought he voted for it, but turns out he just voted in the Frito-Lays "Create A New Flavor" competition.

    13. Kate from Lizzie McGuire

    Disney

    Honestly, just really rich.

    14. Frankie Stechino from Boy Meets World

    ABC

    Always talks about how "Irish people were slaves too."

    15. George Jetson

    ABC

    Just wants to return to the good ol' days.

    16. The Gromble

    Nickelodeon

    Wants to drain the swamp, but, like, actually lives inside a swamp.

    17. Principal Buttsavage from Doug

    Nickelodeon

    Won't stop talking about how Michelle Obama called the color "cyan" instead of "turquoise".

    18. Nevel Papperman

    Nickelodeon

    Still working diligently on his response to Eminem's Trump freestyle.

    19. London Tipton

    Nickelodeon

    Is convinced Michelle Obama's bean bag chair is a false flag operation.

    20. Reese from Malcolm In The Middle

    Fox

    Last seen yelling "George Soros is pulling all the strings" to the drive-thru worker at McDonald's who wouldn't give him an extra BBQ sauce.

    21. The kid who wore the hockey mask on Rocket Power

    Nickelodeon

    Self-explanatory.

    22. Tad and Chad from Fairly Oddparents

    23. Bob the Builder (after his re-design)

    pbskids.org

    Absolutely FURIOUS that Michelle Obama gave a thumbs up with her left hand instead of her right.

    24. Dionne from Clueless

    Paramount Pictures

    Complains about Obama being racist. Watches Tomi Lahren.

    25. Sidetable Drawer from Blues Clues

    Nickelodeon

    I just have a feeling.

    26. Eddy's brother from Ed, Edd, and Eddie

    Cartoon Network

    Everyone with a chin-strap voted for Trump.

    27. Fluffy (Angelica's cat on Rugrats)

    Nickelodeon

    Still can't believe that Michelle Obama doesn't know how to wakeboard. "What, is she TOO GOOD to wakeboard?"

    28. Mrs. George

    Paramount Pictures

    Every cool mom has their demons.

    29. And Ross from Friends

    NBC

    Man, I don't know. Just because.

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