1. Mrs. Finster from Recess
Went on an eight paragraph Facebook rant because Michelle Obama did the Macarena.
2. Eustance from Courage The Cowardly Dog
Owns a Japanese car with a MAGA sticker on it.
3. Ferguson
Literally a child that wears suits. What more proof do you want?
4. Tony PaJAMas
Everyone named "Tony" voted for Trump.
5. Billy Zane in Titanic
STANDS FOR THE "ANTHEM," KNEELS IN THE LIFEBOAT.
6. Johnny Bravo
Obviously.
7. Old Man Jenkins
Ruined Thanksgiving by repeatedly talking about how Michelle Obama once owned a bean bag chair.
8. Quinn Morgendorffer
Claims she isn't racist because she "has a very close black friend."
9. Muffy
Thinks it's way too soon to start politicizing the gun violence of steelworker Leon Czolgosz. "William McKinley's body isn't even cold yet!"
10. Metapod, the Pokemon
Favorite past-time is telling kids to "pulls their pants up".
11. Sid from Hey Arnold
Definitely spreads fake news. Favorite website is something called "www.FreedomGun.tv."
12. Meatloaf, the bus driver from Spice World
Big into Brexit, thought he voted for it, but turns out he just voted in the Frito-Lays "Create A New Flavor" competition.
13. Kate from Lizzie McGuire
Honestly, just really rich.
14. Frankie Stechino from Boy Meets World
Always talks about how "Irish people were slaves too."
15. George Jetson
Just wants to return to the good ol' days.
16. The Gromble
Wants to drain the swamp, but, like, actually lives inside a swamp.
17. Principal Buttsavage from Doug
Won't stop talking about how Michelle Obama called the color "cyan" instead of "turquoise".
18. Nevel Papperman
Still working diligently on his response to Eminem's Trump freestyle.
19. London Tipton
Is convinced Michelle Obama's bean bag chair is a false flag operation.
20. Reese from Malcolm In The Middle
Last seen yelling "George Soros is pulling all the strings" to the drive-thru worker at McDonald's who wouldn't give him an extra BBQ sauce.
21. The kid who wore the hockey mask on Rocket Power
Self-explanatory.
22. Tad and Chad from Fairly Oddparents
Yeah, duh.
23. Bob the Builder (after his re-design)
Absolutely FURIOUS that Michelle Obama gave a thumbs up with her left hand instead of her right.
24. Dionne from Clueless
Complains about Obama being racist. Watches Tomi Lahren.
25. Sidetable Drawer from Blues Clues
I just have a feeling.
26. Eddy's brother from Ed, Edd, and Eddie
Everyone with a chin-strap voted for Trump.
27. Fluffy (Angelica's cat on Rugrats)
Still can't believe that Michelle Obama doesn't know how to wakeboard. "What, is she TOO GOOD to wakeboard?"
28. Mrs. George
Every cool mom has their demons.
29. And Ross from Friends
Man, I don't know. Just because.
