1. These lava lamp looking drinks were not actually good.
2. There's a myth that this was the best day in school...
...but actually, Book Fair week was the best week.
3. These Halloween buckets might have looked cool, but, lets be real, they could hold, like, no candy.
4. Pogs were really fucking dumb.
5. Myspace was the absolute worst.
6. Sister Act was NOT infinitely better than Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.
7. That The Lion King II: Simba's Pride wasn't a good sequel to The Lion King.
8. Going to Blockbuster was actually stressful as fuck.
9. These playgrounds, while iconic and awesome, were also terrible.
10. This was the worst most useless invention ever.
11. Not actually that fun:
12. Not actually that tasty:
13. Tasted like medicine.
14. These were gross.
15. Dumb and pointless.
16. Dangerous.
17. While aesthetically kind of cool looking, these could break your ankles and wrists.
18. AIM was a breeding ground for problematic activity.
19. These were lame.
20. SmarterChild was just dumb!
21. These were lame with awful graphics.
22. These were awesome, but also basically made of germs.
23. While iconic, it was nearly impossible to play actual Home Alone level tricks with this.
24. Borders was a fun store, but everything was incredibly overpriced.
25. Fuck Jeeves.
26. School pizza was nasty.
27. You thought you could actually win, but you never ever actually did.
28. You always wanted a quarter for this candy but it was always stale and the flavor lasted for 17 seconds.
29. These never worked.
30. And the Backstreet Boys are better than NSYNC.
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They have the hits, people. I'M SORRY your nostalgia won't let you think otherwise.