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How In The Flippin' World Did Niall Horan Become The Best Former Member Of One Direction?

My journey.

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So, "Pillowtalk" was that song and Zayn is obviously the hottest but I got over that quick because the other boys were releasing new music and Zayn is honestly one of those dream guys who will only hurt you mentally because you can never have him.


I never had a Louis phase, but most of us haven't either.


"This Town" was released and I was like, oh, she's a cute girl. I like this. I can get into this song. I love folk music with positive moral values and a good message.

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"Slow Hands" was released and it took three listens until I was like, "Well, fuck me running. This is a bop!"

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Then, this is where shit changed me. "Too Much to Ask" was released and I was like 1. This is a great song. 2. I'm crying. 3. Brunette Niall could do what he wants, what he wants with my body.

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On Flicker we have the gorgeous future single "On the Loose."

There's the lovely mid-tempo bop with progressive country queen Maren Morris.

And you know, I just like this song. I'm no music critic, so kindly fuck off if you don't like my review!

......I can say with confidence: You, YOU are a Niall Horan stan.

The end.

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