Hi world. I would like to tell you about a truly scary and intense reality.
It doesn't involve dinosaurs chewing on human heads but it's equally scary and getting eaten by a dinosaur may even actually be preferred.
Ladies and gentleman...
... brace your damn self.
People are shitting bottles.
Pooping bottles tonight. Champagne date night!
Joanne U.@JoJoUAintKnoSoFollow
Pooping bottles tonight. Champagne date night!
11:56 PM - 09 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
It's, to quote someone who had it happen to them, "absolutely fukd."
Pooping bottles, absolutely fukd
tom@madskimanFollow
Pooping bottles, absolutely fukd
7:32 AM - 15 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
I know you're asking, "where could this possibly happen?!"
Well, I am here to tell you.
It happened while this person was at work.
pooping bottles at work. good luck to the customers who want complicated orders
Mina@mina_pavlovaFollow
pooping bottles at work. good luck to the customers who want complicated orders
10:53 AM - 15 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite
It happened at her Sweet 16.
Can't wait to poop bottles in neon tonight #sweet16
julia moyal@jmoy17Follow
Can't wait to poop bottles in neon tonight #sweet16
2:19 PM - 02 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
It happened while they were watching a wedding.
Pooping bottles to wills and Kate http://t.co/3ojAIzI
Maggie Flannery@MaggieFlannFollow
Pooping bottles to wills and Kate http://t.co/3ojAIzI
3:40 AM - 29 Apr 11ReplyRetweetFavorite
And this man pooped 10 bottles!!!!
Starting the night ;) pooping 10 bottles for chinos b day ;) http://t.co/NqEfKAg830
Big Papi Ortiz@Papi_ChunkyFollow
Starting the night ;) pooping 10 bottles for chinos b day ;) http://t.co/NqEfKAg830
5:03 AM - 06 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite
THATS 10 BOTTLES STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ANUS.
It's straight up mortifying.
Today's going to be a good day after work nail appt, shopping then pooping bottles for @kaycieleigh bday
Amber Lee Jordan@iloveamberjayyFollow
Today's going to be a good day í ½í¸ after work nail appt, shopping then pooping bottles for @kaycieleigh bday í ½í¸
3:49 PM - 11 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
So basically, let's use this as an opportunity to feel better about ourselves.
It's all about pooping bottles !
Cinthyaaa♡@Babygirl_RCFollow
It's all about pooping bottles !í ¼í½¸í ½í±Œí ½í¸‰
11:48 PM - 17 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
You don't poop bottles.
Pooping bottles http://t.co/n7NwIRZraA
☀Ray Of Sunshine@alwaysLMAOFollow
Pooping bottles í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸ http://t.co/n7NwIRZraA
3:45 PM - 05 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Your landlord doesn't monitor your instagram for your pooped bottles.
If I'm ever a landlord I'll just follow the tenant on IG make sure he's not pooping bottles with my rent money
LORDJÖEY@AFCgloryFollow
If I'm ever a landlord I'll just follow the tenant on IG make sure he's not pooping bottles with my rent money í ½í±Š
9:10 PM - 08 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
You don't poop bottles with your friend named Charli.
pooping bottles with charli
sarah@thefamiIyjeweIsFollow
pooping bottles with charli
2:50 AM - 14 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite
Stay blessed and bottle-free.
Shout outs to them pooping bottles with the boii
king loop@da_boy_phillFollow
Shout outs to them pooping bottles with the boii
12:02 AM - 14 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite
I don't even know.
Time heals all wombs after a night of poopin bottles
Sami سمسوم@redphilistineFollow
Time heals all wombs after a night of poopin bottles
1:23 AM - 30 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite
Goodnight.
Tequila shots and Stellas and now poopin bottles of champagne! I'm gonna have a massive hangover!!
Nathan Kwan@n8kwanFollow
Tequila shots and Stellas and now poopin bottles of champagne! I'm gonna have a massive hangover!!
10:38 PM - 20 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite