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    Poopin' Bottles Will Forever And Always Be The Best Spelling Mistake

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    Hi world. I would like to tell you about a truly scary and intense reality.

    It doesn't involve dinosaurs chewing on human heads but it's equally scary and getting eaten by a dinosaur may even actually be preferred.

    Ladies and gentleman...

    ... brace your damn self.

    People are shitting bottles.

    Pooping bottles tonight. Champagne date night!

    Joanne U.@JoJoUAintKnoSo

    Pooping bottles tonight. Champagne date night!

    11:56 PM - 09 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    It's, to quote someone who had it happen to them, "absolutely fukd."

    Pooping bottles, absolutely fukd

    I know you're asking, "where could this possibly happen?!"

    Well, I am here to tell you.

    It happened while this person was at work.

    pooping bottles at work. good luck to the customers who want complicated orders

    Mina@mina_pavlova

    pooping bottles at work. good luck to the customers who want complicated orders

    10:53 AM - 15 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    It happened at her Sweet 16.

    Can't wait to poop bottles in neon tonight #sweet16

    julia moyal@jmoy17

    Can't wait to poop bottles in neon tonight #sweet16

    2:19 PM - 02 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    It happened while they were watching a wedding.

    Pooping bottles to wills and Kate http://t.co/3ojAIzI

    Maggie Flannery@MaggieFlann

    Pooping bottles to wills and Kate http://t.co/3ojAIzI

    3:40 AM - 29 Apr 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    And this man pooped 10 bottles!!!!

    Starting the night ;) pooping 10 bottles for chinos b day ;) http://t.co/NqEfKAg830

    Big Papi Ortiz@Papi_Chunky

    Starting the night ;) pooping 10 bottles for chinos b day ;) http://t.co/NqEfKAg830

    5:03 AM - 06 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    THATS 10 BOTTLES STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ANUS.

    It's straight up mortifying.

    Today's going to be a good day after work nail appt, shopping then pooping bottles for @kaycieleigh bday

    Amber Lee Jordan@iloveamberjayy

    Today's going to be a good day 😁 after work nail appt, shopping then pooping bottles for @kaycieleigh bday 😍

    3:49 PM - 11 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    So basically, let's use this as an opportunity to feel better about ourselves.

    Cinthyaaa♡@Babygirl_RC

    It's all about pooping bottles !🍸👌😉

    11:48 PM - 17 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    You don't poop bottles.

    ☀Ray Of Sunshine@alwaysLMAO

    Pooping bottles 😏😏😏 http://t.co/n7NwIRZraA

    3:45 PM - 05 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Your landlord doesn't monitor your instagram for your pooped bottles.

    If I'm ever a landlord I'll just follow the tenant on IG make sure he's not pooping bottles with my rent money

    LORDJÖEY@AFCglory

    If I'm ever a landlord I'll just follow the tenant on IG make sure he's not pooping bottles with my rent money 👊

    9:10 PM - 08 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    You don't poop bottles with your friend named Charli.

    Stay blessed and bottle-free.

    Shout outs to them pooping bottles with the boii

    king loop@da_boy_phill

    Shout outs to them pooping bottles with the boii

    12:02 AM - 14 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    I don't even know.

    Goodnight.

    Tequila shots and Stellas and now poopin bottles of champagne! I'm gonna have a massive hangover!!

    Nathan Kwan@n8kwan

    Tequila shots and Stellas and now poopin bottles of champagne! I'm gonna have a massive hangover!!

    10:38 PM - 20 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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