Grab a bottle of water.

Now chug.

*Happy Gilmore voice*
Welcome to my happy place.

Greetings from the sidelines of a Spanish men's water polo match.

You see, it's a place where hot Spanish dudes hang around in Speedos.

A place where the side boob is plentiful.

A place where there is always a little crack.

A place where people have body hair.

*Cries*
He. Has. Chest. Hair.

It's a place where guys are always spilling out of Speedos.

A place where a guy bleeding from his face is a sight to be seen.

A place where these little swim bonnets are the uniforms of Gods.

*Wipes away tears*
I mean, the guys literally flex when they cheer.

What is better than this?

Answer: Nothing.

To be blunt: When I die bury me on the sidelines of a place where the Spanish water polo team plays so these beautiful men will always be on top of me.

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