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    Dec 20, 2017

    Top 30 Minor Characters In "Titanic" Ranked From "Oh, Who Cares?!" To "You Didn't Deserve This!!"

    Happy 20th, my sweets.

    30. Brock Lovett

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    Flop haircut. Budget Backstreet Boy.

    29. Helga Dahl

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    Fabrizio's love interest, therefore I DO NOT have time for you, sweetie.

    28. Lewis Bodine

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    Reminds me too much of angry gay bros who leave comments on my BuzzFeed posts that "not all gay people" are the "gay stereotype." SMH.

    27. Joseph Bruce Ismay

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    Scammed his way onto a lifeboat. Un-classy.

    26. John Jacob Astor

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    The richest man on the ship, must've been nice!!!!

    25. Noël Leslie, Countess of Rothes

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    EAT. THE. RICH.

    24. Lucile Duff-Gordon

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    Friend's with Rose's mom. Guilty and awful by association!

    23. Steward #3

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    More iconic than Steward #1 and Steward #2.

    22. Charles Lightoller

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    FILL THE LIFE BOATS, DUDE. EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE.

    21. The Guy Who Had To The Telegraph That The Ship Was Going Down

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    The bearer of bad news...not a good look.

    20. Sven Gunderson

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    He was the poker player that lost his ticket to the Titanic to Jack and Fabrizio. Normally, I would hate him because my sweet baby Fabreetz died...but then I realize it's not his fault. Still seems kind of mean, to be fair.

    19. Elizabeth Calvert

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    She was Rose's granddaughter. I guess that's good for something.

    18. Screaming Ladies

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    I feel bad.

    17. Cal's Crying Girl

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    She seemed sweet. Got to live. The only good thing Cal did was save Crying Girl's life.

    16. Irish Child #2

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    She seemed well-behaved which is the only way I like children.

    15. Irish Child #1

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    Same as above.

    14. Frozen Lady And Baby

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    Just...sad. And cold.

    13. Benjamin Guggenheim

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    He wanted to die respectfully looking all dolled up and hot. I respect that.

    12. Mr. And Mrs. Cartmell

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    Parents to Cora. Daughter is more iconic than them.

    11. The Guy Who Said "Iceberg, Right Ahead!"

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    Iconic line. I have to give credit where credit is due!

    10. Man Being Combed For Lice

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    Sanitary. I like that.

    9. Third Class Irish Woman

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    I feel like we would get along.

    8. Madame Bijoux

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    Jack drew her in Paris. I also feel like we would get along.

    7. Irish Mother

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    Legend Irish Mother. Rose's deadbeat mom should have *gone* over her. No offense.

    6. Tommy Ryan

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    Gets points for being friends with Fabrizio. Dies by gunshot. That's fucked up!

    5. Cora Cartmell

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    She died... so I feel bad.

    4. Trudy

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    James Cameron did Trudy dirty by killing her off. Fuck you, James Cameron. Trudy deserved better.

    3. Dying Old Couple

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    The saddest death on that damn boat. RIP, sweet oldies.

    2. The Titanic Orchestra

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    The absolute queens of the ship. My heroes, my everything. Rest in peace, gentlemen. Rest in peace.

    1. Fabrizio

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    The hottest, sweetest man on that damn boat! The apple of my eye, the love of my life. Fabrizio was the spirit of that ship. Gone but never forgotten. I think about you often, my sweet Fabreetz. Kiss kiss.

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