1. theblaze.com This man from Evansville, Indiana covered his face in marker before drunkenly breaking into an apartment with a samurai sword. 2. abc3340.com This lady was arrested for being topless and attacking someone at a storage unit. 3. theweeklyvice.com This guy was arrested for shooting a perfectly good parked airplane in Arizona. 4. latimesblogs.latimes.com Andy Huynh, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto, all 19, were arrested for robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and resisting arrest.This was all over a 30 pack of beer. 5. pennlive.com This guy was arrested for eating raw meat at a Walmart in central Pennsylvania. 6. boingboing.net This lady was arrested after her wedding ceremony for identity theft. 7. cbsnews.com Batman was arrested for hanging on a wall in Petoskey, Michigan. 8. thesmokinggun.com This guy kidnapped and killed 3 people in September. 9. tcoasttalk.com Harry Lee Gray of St Lucie County "charged" a woman in his electric wheelchair, crashing into her bicycle after chasing her around a parking lot for THREE DAYS. 10. huffingtonpost.com Michael Campbell is a sex offender who was arrested for being within 500 feet of a playground or public pool. He was released later that day. 11. thesmokinggun.com This South Carolina man was arrested for assault and battery.The tattoo says: With God all things are possible. God loves you. Please forgive me if I say or do anything stupid. 12. dailymail.co.uk This guy was arrested after using his skateboard to bash a photographer who attempted to take a shot of his hair. 13. socialitelife.com This guy stabbed someone while getting his hair cut in Stamford, Connecticut. 14. thoughtcatalog.com This guy was arrested for the 48TH TIME for huffing paint in Indiana. 15. thesmokinggun.com This lady from Kentucky just looks really sad. 16. thesmokinggun.com This lady was arrested in Arizona for DUI. 17. abcnews.go.com This Christopher Walken lookalike was arrested for grabbing a coed on The Rider University Campus in New Jersey by the arm and ordering her to get in his car. 18. newslite.tv According to the Shasta County Jail, this guy was arrested after he tried to cash a forged check from Cottonwood Bible Baptist Church. 19. wmur.com This man was arrested for trying to shoplift over $1,000 worth of goods from a Sam’s Club. 20. crimesceneusa.blogspot.com 22-year-old Kevin Daly was arrested for crashing into a police car while driving drunk. 21. thebiglead.com This guy tried to rob a MMA champ while at a red light. 22. wtsp.com This lady beat a school bus driver and dropped her pants when the cops came. 23. sltrib.com This guy shot his neighbor for "telepathically raping" his wife. 24. wtae.com This guy stole a sandwich and fled in a forklift. 25. thesmokinggun.com This lady was arrested in Arizona for burglary. This was her disguise. 26. filmdrunk.uproxx.com This guy was arrested for holding a Juggalo tailgate. 27. baynews9.com This guy was arrested for calling 911 because Taco Bell wouldn't serve him tacos. 28. thesmokinggun.com This woman claimed to be a “vampire” and attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm. 29. thesmokinggun.com This girl was arrested at a Lady Gaga concert for “yelling and swinging at people” in the parking lot. 30. wpbf.com This guy was arrested on a bigamy charge after authorities said they found court documents showing that he was married to two women at the same time. The man claimed he didn't remember marrying the first one. 31. wesh.com This 92-year-old woman was arrested on charges that she fired shots into a home after a man inside denied her a kiss. 32. nypost.com This 27-year-old man with a troll hair was busted on a suspicion-of-battery charge. 33. thesmokinggun.com These three guys were arrested for trying to steal a stuffed alligator. 34. thesmokinggun.com This 95-year-old man was arrested for repeatedly ramming his SUV into his neighbor's house. 35. thesmokinggun.com This guy was arrested for DUI. 36. blogs.houstonpress.com This guy killed his neighbor’s pygmy goat, and was found in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal. 37. thesmokinggun.com This guy was arrested for possession of an open container. 38. blogs.villagevoice.com This guy was arrested for refusing to pay fines after not putting orange safety triangles on his buggy. 39. This guy also refused to put orange safety triangles on his buggy. 40. And this one. 41. This one, too. 42. This guy with the really crazy neck beard did the same. 43. As did this guy. 44. And him. 45. Last one.