COMING TO A GAY-CONVERSION CLINIC NEAR YOU…
**Calls Marcus Bachmann**
2. THAT POMMEL HORSE.
10. Actual sweat consumption!
11. Strange standing-cuddling.
In the words of the almighty mystical songwriting queen:
Watch for yourself. Gay men, you’ve been warned:
- An adult film actress says Donald Trump, or someone on his behalf, offered her $10,000 and the use of his private jet to come to his suite.
- A right-leaning nonprofit is planning to place news articles critical of Clinton in black newspapers ahead of the election 📰
- AT&T has made a deal to buy Time Warner — owner of CNN, HBO, and Warner Bros. — in one of the biggest acquisitions ever 💰
- A black metal band crashed a couple's engagement shoot and the photos are 🤘