COMING TO A GAY-CONVERSION CLINIC NEAR YOU...
...it's Kylie Minogue's new video for "Sexercize," which is lit'rally and figuratively MAKING ME QUESTION EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN.
And by everything I believe in, I mean penises and boys and boys and penises and EVERYTHING holy!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!!
Sexy, sweaty Child's Pose!!
Actual sweat consumption!
In the words of the almighty mystical songwriting queen:
Watch for yourself. Gay men, you've been warned: