COMING TO A GAY-CONVERSION CLINIC NEAR YOU...
...it's Kylie Minogue's new video for "Sexercize," which is lit'rally and figuratively MAKING ME QUESTION EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN.
And by everything I believe in, I mean penises and boys and boys and penises and EVERYTHING holy!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!!
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Sexy, sweaty Child's Pose!!
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Butt-crack silhouettes!
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Actual sweat consumption!
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Strange standing-cuddling.
In the words of the almighty mystical songwriting queen:
Watch for yourself. Gay men, you've been warned:
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