COMING TO A GAY-CONVERSION CLINIC NEAR YOU…
**Calls Marcus Bachmann**
2. THAT POMMEL HORSE.
10. Actual sweat consumption!
11. Strange standing-cuddling.
In the words of the almighty mystical songwriting queen:
Watch for yourself. Gay men, you’ve been warned:
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀